Tulsa Police Try To Flush Out Serial Pooper

Tulsa police are looking for a man who has apparently turned a shopping center near 81st and Harvard into the world’s least welcome “art show.”

Investigators say the guy shows up before dawn wearing a thong, a shower cap, pink Crocs and a cut-open mask—which is already a wardrobe choice that raises several questions—and allegedly uses dog-waste bags for something that is very much NOT dog waste.

Police say he’s been smearing the results on business doors and walls. The problem has happened enough that one business owner installed security cameras, and, naturally, the camera footage somehow made the story worse.

Officers have been called to the location several times but haven’t caught him yet. Tulsa police are asking anyone who recognizes the alleged serial defecator to call Crime Stoppers.

And somewhere, a shower cap is desperately trying to clear its good name.

Photo: From video via Tulsa Police Department