Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights

So this woman in Texas spots someone at her gym and realizes, “Oh no, that’s the person my partner’s been ‘involved’ with.”

Instead of, I don’t know, walking away like every therapist recommends, 20-something Aralyn Martinez allegedly grabs a 25-pound weight and throws it at the poor woman’s head. Luckily, her aim was about as bad as her judgment — no one got hit.

The whole thing went down at a 24 Hour Fitness near Houston. Cops say Martinez was still fuming when they showed up, probably regretting her life choices. She got booked for aggravated assault, bond set at a thousand bucks. Police suggested that alcohol played a factor in the incident.