Tuesday's Stupid News lead story

His life has taken a dip, and now it’s the pits.

California man arrested for stealing 730 avocados worth $620 from ranch: police

https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-avocado-theft?fbclid=IwAR21zdOxC7eEZWpV4v0-q0Y0mgtRYmxaafiPOJmtwfRiuLLIRLMD1MUhrFI