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Paris Museum The Louvre Loses 12 Million Dollars to Crooks

By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-19-2026

It’s one of the oldest tricks in the books. So I hear. I don’t want to tempt the statute of limitations here. Nine people are charged with a variety of crimes after rescanning tickets for tour groups over the course of a decade. Check out the full story here. Photo by Michael Fousert on Unsplash

Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It

By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-18-2026

In Hialeah, Florida. A guy named Dean spots a landscaping van and decides it’s his lucky day. SO he hops in… just as the landscaper locks the doors, turning it into an instant jail on wheels. The landscaper hears banging and screaming from inside, like the van’s possessed. Turns out it’s just Dean, realizing he’s … Continue reading Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It

Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault

By Classic Hits 93.9 on 2-17-2026

A political debate turned into a pastry war at Cape Coral’s Four Mile Ecological Preserve. Police say David Sternal got into it with a city employee and allegedly fired off a cupcake mid-argument — yes, weaponized frosting. Officers found Sternal nearby in a gazebo, reportedly still frosted, claiming the other guy started it. Police described … Continue reading Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault

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