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Aug 21, 2026
Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief
An Iowa mail carrier apparently took the phrase “save big money at Menards” a little too personally. Authorities say 45-year-old Jill Brown of Ottumwa is accused of swiping Menards rebate forms from people on her mail route, then redeeming them herself. And this wasn’t just one missing envelope—it allegedly went on for about two years. … Continue reading Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief
Jul 6, 2026
Deputy Attempts Goat Whispering in Washington
For real. A goat led Washington deputies on a chase. They offered it bribes and attempting to speak it’s language, until a brave civilian risked it all to bring down the bad-news-billy. Here’s a video. Photo by Maxime Agnelli on Unsplash
Apr 28, 2026
Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out
A Florida woman decided Tesla Autopilot meant “designated driver.” Kimberly Brown was reportedly cruising along I-75 at around 2 a.m., clocking in at about twice the legal limit… and fully trusting her car to handle the rest. Bold strategy. Stupid, but bold. Problem is, Tesla’s not that kind of friend. It actually expects you to … Continue reading Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out
Apr 8, 2026
Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
So, in Kentucky, police pulled over a guy for—get this—riding a horse drunk. Yep. Not driving. Galloping. Through a neighborhood in Bowling Green, no less. According to the report, Jorge Hernandez had just left a liquor store and was “partially slumped over” his brown vehicle—which turned out to have four legs and a tail. He’s … Continue reading Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
Feb 19, 2026
Paris Museum The Louvre Loses 12 Million Dollars to Crooks
It’s one of the oldest tricks in the books. So I hear. I don’t want to tempt the statute of limitations here. Nine people are charged with a variety of crimes after rescanning tickets for tour groups over the course of a decade. Check out the full story here. Photo by Michael Fousert on Unsplash
Aug 8, 2025
We Do Not Talk About Day Care Fight Club
But when we do, we have to wonder if it will some day be a reality television staple. Read the stupid story here. Photo by bady abbas on Unsplash
Jun 5, 2025
Drug Dealer Steals Cannon from Wichita Park
Truly an epic bit of stupid news here. While we wouldn’t recommend a single choice made in this one, we feel like it would make a good movie. Read the story here. Photo by Robert Harkness on Unsplash
May 13, 2025
Bear Busts Into 7 Cars in 1 Night
Forget cat burglars-Colorado’s got a bear burglar. More about his night of bear-eaking and entering HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash
Mar 12, 2025
Dentist Uses Home Pliers On Patient
A career ending mistake for a dentist for thinking outside the toolbox. Why he went from DDS to DIY HERE! Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2025
Woman’s Date Cancels, She Attacks Him With Hoe
When date night turns into a hoe-down! Read about how she dug deep to express her disappointment with the situation HERE! Mugshot courtesy Polk County Sheriff’s Office Photo by Tim Foster on Unsplash
Feb 12, 2025
Monkey Knocks Out Power For Entire Country
Monkey business in Sri Lanka! Learn how one monkey took down the country’s entire power grid HERE! Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash
Feb 11, 2025
Thieves Poach Over 500 Eggs
Police scramble to crack the case. More on this eggs-travagant heist HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash