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Jun 9, 2025

Late for Job Interview, Man Busted Going 132 MPH

And they say no one wants to work anymore. More on this man’s fast track to success HERE!

Jun 6, 2025

Frisbee Golfer Attacked By Flying Hammerhead Shark

Just when you thought it was safe to play frisbee golf. How this frisbee golfer was almost nailed by a hammerhead HERE!

Jun 5, 2025

Drug Dealer Steals Cannon from Wichita Park

Truly an epic bit of stupid news here. While we wouldn’t recommend a single choice made in this one, we feel like it would make a good movie. Read the story here. Photo by Robert Harkness on Unsplash

May 30, 2025

Woman Gets Naked, Blames Michael Jackson

The hotel bar’s never seen a “Thriller” quite like this. More on a completely different type of “Moonwalk” HERE!

May 29, 2025

Man Assaulted After Fart

A little gas leads to a major blow up. More on this wild, windy tale HERE!

May 28, 2025

Employee Crashes Into Burger Joint

It’s safe to say this employee won’t be parking so close next time. More on this impromptu drive-thru upgrade HERE!

May 27, 2025

Pet Lizard Saves Owner From Fire

This lizard set a new standard for domestic heroes everywhere. The cold blooded details HERE! Photo by Erin Testone on Unsplash

May 26, 2025

Nudist Camp Karaoke Night

Forget the dress code, just bring your vocal cords! More on the karaoke night where “letting it all hang out” is both literal and encouraged HERE!

May 22, 2025

Man In Undies Claims He’s Superman

Sounds more like something Bizarro Superman would do. More on this Super fashion faux pas HERE!

May 20, 2025

Man Sues Whataburger Over Onions

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including the absurdity of their lawsuits. We peel back the layers on this legal tear jerker HERE!

May 19, 2025

Sip Happens – Man Accused of Wine Heist

Wine can get expensive, but not as pricey as bail. How he went from wine aisle to police file HERE!

May 14, 2025

Man Breaks Into Police Station

Why wait to get arrested when you can just show up? More on this Aussie’s unorthodox choice for midnight mischief HERE. Photo by Tolu Akinyemi 🇳🇬 on Unsplash