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How Much Your Super Bowl Party Will Cost This Year?

Feb 3, 2026

How Much Your Super Bowl Party Will Cost This Year?

So apparently inflation isn’t just ruining brunch…it’s coming for your Super Bowl party too. The money nerds at FinanceBuzz say hosting ten people this year will run you about $167. Last year? $155. That’s a 7.2% jump—faster than the actual game clock moves in the last two minutes. Wings, of course, are the real villain … Continue reading How Much Your Super Bowl Party Will Cost This Year?

State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Feb 2, 2026

State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Marketing for Beatles Movies Drops

Jan 30, 2026

Marketing for Beatles Movies Drops

So, Sam Mendes just dropped the first look at his massive Beatles project. It’s not one movie, but four separate films, one for each Beatle, all hitting theaters the same day: April 7, 2028. Talk about a cinematic mic drop. To stir the pot, Sony hid Beatles-themed postcards around the Liverpool Institute for Performing Arts … Continue reading Marketing for Beatles Movies Drops

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Jan 29, 2026

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Activities That Beat Winter Blahs

Jan 28, 2026

Activities That Beat Winter Blahs

Feeling kind of “meh” lately? Blame winter. When the days get shorter, our dopamine dips—and suddenly everything feels like a chore. But good news: you don’t have to move to Hawaii to fix it. There are easy, science-backed ways to perk things up. First, shake up your routine. Try a new coffee shop, recipe, or … Continue reading Activities That Beat Winter Blahs

Assault With A Pork Chop

Jan 28, 2026

Assault With A Pork Chop

So, you think your family dinners get tense? In Florida, AGAIN, 18-year-old Farrah Kernan got into a fight with her mom and decided to settle it… with a pork chop. Yep. A literal flying piece of meat. Police say Farrah had been drinking, got into an argument, and smacked her mom in the face before … Continue reading Assault With A Pork Chop

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Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again

Jan 26, 2026

Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again

A guy in Kansas City figured out a genius new business model: sell a car, steal it back, and sell it again. He managed to pull it off eight times before things went sideways. His name’s Mamadou Diallo. Between May and June last year, he sold the same Honda Civic and Buick Verano over and … Continue reading Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again

How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps

Jan 22, 2026

How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps

So, winter has finally decided to show up…ALL AT ONCE! If you’d rather not live in a popsicle, here’s how to keep your house cozy and pipes unbroken. First, know where your main water valve is—because if your pipes do burst, panic is not a plan. Drip your faucets a bit overnight; it’s cheaper than … Continue reading How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps

Homeowner Fights Off  Burglar With A Frying Pan

Jan 21, 2026

Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan

At 2:40 in the morning last Friday in Seattle, a 61-year-old homeowner wakes up to find some stranger rummaging through his house. The intruder grabs a kitchen knife, so our homeowner, clearly operating on pure dad instinct, reaches for the next best thing… a frying pan. Yep, cast iron versus kitchen knife. With his 15-year … Continue reading Homeowner Fights Off Burglar With A Frying Pan

How To Cope With Blue Monday

Jan 19, 2026

How To Cope With Blue Monday

So apparently, every third Monday in January is “Blue Monday” — supposedly the most depressing day of the year. Why? Because by now, our New Year’s resolutions have collapsed, the credit card bills have arrived, and it’s still winter… everywhere. The whole idea wasn’t dreamt up by some doom-obsessed scientist, but by a UK travel … Continue reading How To Cope With Blue Monday

Vinyl Records Resurgence Continues

Jan 16, 2026

Vinyl Records Resurgence Continues

So apparently, vinyl’s still the comeback kid — nineteen years running. Yep, Luminate’s 2025 music report says vinyl sales jumped another 8.6%, while digital album sales face-planted nearly 16%. Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl led the charge — 1.6 million copies spun on turntables. Sabrina Carpenter and Kendrick Lamar grabbed the silver and … Continue reading Vinyl Records Resurgence Continues

Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

Jan 16, 2026

Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

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