Now Playing - Thom Watts-Until 10am

All Posts

Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear

May 21, 2026

Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear

So… somewhere out there, there’s a truck driver who really misunderstood what “body shaping” means. A British guy just got 13-and-a-half years after trying to smuggle about $9 million worth of cocaine… inside a shipment of Kim Kardashian’s Skims underwear. Yep. Nothing says “support and lift” like 198 pounds of illegal booger sugar. Authorities say … Continue reading Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear

Meaningful Things To Do For Memorial Day

May 20, 2026

Meaningful Things To Do For Memorial Day

Memorial Day always feels like this mix of things… burgers on the grill, lawn chairs out, maybe a little sunscreen you forgot to reapply—and underneath it all, a quiet reminder of why the day actually matters. If you’re pulling something together last minute, you don’t need a full-blown production. Fire up a simple backyard BBQ, … Continue reading Meaningful Things To Do For Memorial Day

Baker Burns Cheater’s Birthday Cake

May 20, 2026

Baker Burns Cheater’s Birthday Cake

Revenge is usually served cold… but apparently in Louisiana, it comes fully torched. So this baker near New Orleans makes this massive, $600 almond cake—feeds like 75 people. The boyfriend, Jonathan, designed the whole thing. Big party, all-black theme, gold accents… very extra. Only problem? His girlfriend paid for it. And right before pickup, she … Continue reading Baker Burns Cheater’s Birthday Cake

Man Wins Lottery, Never Tells ANYONE

May 19, 2026

Man Wins Lottery, Never Tells ANYONE

So this guy jumps into a Reddit thread and casually admits he won the lottery… eleven years ago. Millions. And then just… didn’t tell anyone. Not his family, nobody. Still drives an old Civic, still plays broke, still keeps up the whole “I’m barely getting by” act. His big celebration? A $48 pour of Pappy … Continue reading Man Wins Lottery, Never Tells ANYONE

Tick Takeover Time: Safety Tips

May 18, 2026

Tick Takeover Time: Safety Tips

So… tick season apparently skipped the “ease into it” phase this year. ER visits for tick bites are already the highest they’ve been since 2017, with the Northeast leading the charge—and yeah, the Midwest is right behind it. Love that for us. These little freeloaders can carry Lyme disease, which affects hundreds of thousands of … Continue reading Tick Takeover Time: Safety Tips

AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake

May 18, 2026

AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake

So this guy has been locked out of his Bitcoin wallet for more than a decade… which normally just means, “welp, that money’s gone forever.” Turns out, the problem started in college… when he changed the password while high. Which, honestly, feels like exactly when you shouldn’t be making long-term financial decisions. He says he … Continue reading AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake

Contour Your Confidence!
Zoltar Machine Predicts Winning Lottery Numbers

May 15, 2026

Zoltar Machine Predicts Winning Lottery Numbers

A man in Michigan just won a million bucks playing Powerball… and yeah, his financial advisor is apparently a carnival machine from the movie Big. His name’s Stephen Huesgen, he’s 56, and about 30 years ago he was in Vegas, fed a dollar into a Zoltar machine, and got a fortune with “lucky numbers” on … Continue reading Zoltar Machine Predicts Winning Lottery Numbers

Tips to Reduce Morning Anxiety

May 14, 2026

Tips to Reduce Morning Anxiety

Not everybody wakes up like a Disney character. Some of us open our eyes and immediately feel like we’re late for something… even when we’re not. Apparently, that lovely little panic spike is thanks to cortisol—your body’s built-in stress alarm. And according to Dr. Anna Elton, some of our morning “habits” are basically hitting the … Continue reading Tips to Reduce Morning Anxiety

Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

May 14, 2026

Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

So… this feels like something Wile E. Coyote would absolutely sign off on. A guy in Glasgow somehow drove straight into a wall… because the wall looked like a tunnel. Not a real tunnel. A mural. Painted on. With big cartoon-ish “eyes” meant to resemble an entrance on a slip road near the Clyde Tunnel. … Continue reading Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Sarah Hiatt

May 13, 2026

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Sarah Hiatt

Congratulations to Sarah Hiatt of Grove, our latest High Low Cash Jackpot winner! She took home $412.76! Listen every weekday at 7a, 9a, 11a, 1p and 3p for your chance to call us and guess the jackpot number. We tell you if the guess is too High or too Low. Get it correct and you’ll … Continue reading High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Sarah Hiatt

Adulting Cheat Codes to Make Life Easy

May 13, 2026

Adulting Cheat Codes to Make Life Easy

Turns out “being an adult” isn’t about having it all together… it’s mostly about finding ways to make life less annoying. Like, first rule? Stop making things harder than they need to be. Shortcuts aren’t cheating, they’re survival. Like with cooking. Semi-homemade counts. Nobody’s handing out awards for peeling your own potatoes. Also—duplicate everything. Chargers, … Continue reading Adulting Cheat Codes to Make Life Easy

Hot Dog Heist at High School

May 13, 2026

Hot Dog Heist at High School

There’s a very fine line between a high school prank and… whatever this was. Down in Florida, two guys hopped a fence at a high school in the middle of the night, found an unlocked door, and just… made themselves at home. They rode around on bikes meant for special needs students, poked through classrooms, … Continue reading Hot Dog Heist at High School

2024 Fast Monkey Zimmer Marketing Recruitment
Classic Hits 93.9

Classic Hits 93.9

Playing the Greatest Hits of All Time! On Air