Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval

If you ever drop your sunglasses into a campground vault toilet…that’s not a rescue mission, that’s a goodbye ceremony.

Some guy at Camp Edison in California learned that the hard way. Dropped his shades in, decided they’re worth the effort, and somehow ended up falling all the way into the toilet. Not metaphorically. Fully committed.

He’s stuck in there for about 15 minutes before first responders show up and pull him out of what can only be described as the worst life choice imaginable.

They hose him down, decontaminate him, and thankfully he’s okay. Walked away unharmed, his dignity slightly less so.

No word on the sunglasses, but at that point…you let them go, and you grow as a person from this harsh life lesson.