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Jan 14, 2026
Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 9, 2026
Man Rides Horse Through Target Store
So, picture this…you’re in Target, minding your business, maybe grabbing toothpaste, when some guy literally rides a horse down the aisle. Just a casual trot. The rider? TikToker Stephen Harmon, because of course it’s a TikToker. People stop, jaws drop, one brave soul even pets the horse like it’s just another day in retail. Then—because … Continue reading Man Rides Horse Through Target Store
Jan 8, 2026
Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver
The arrest was unexpected, but the service was impeccable. A couple on Mercer Island, Washington was settling in for the night, waiting on DoorDash and dreaming of Chipotle burritos. The doorbell rings, they open up… and instead of a delivery driver, it’s a police officer standing there with their dinner. Turns out, the actual Door … Continue reading Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver
Jan 2, 2026
Cops Get THEIR Car Stolen While Investigating Stolen Cars
Cops took an unexpected turn from investigating thefts… to becoming the story. Proof no one’s immune from bad luck HERE!
Dec 31, 2025
Man Steals Same Car TWICE
Apparently, déjà vu is now a criminal lifestyle choice. The tale of a VERY literal repeat offender HERE!
Nov 28, 2025
Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station
This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash
Nov 27, 2025
Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High
A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash
Nov 26, 2025
Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn
It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash
Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash
Nov 24, 2025
Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy
Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash