Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
By thom·January 13, 2026
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.”
Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all seriousness, “Let’s keep toilet seats for sitting, not snacking.”
She also mentioned the bathrooms keep getting trashed—rubbish everywhere, cigarette butts, a door handle gone missing—like someone’s throwing a rock-bottom rave in there.
The mayor finished her plea with peak mom energy: “If wrecking toilets is your idea of fun, do it at home.” Honestly, fair enough. Leave the public loos in peace… and your teeth out of the fixtures. In short: if it’s attached to the toilet, maybe don’t put it in your mouth.
Source: PulseTasmania