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Oct 7, 2025

Burglar Beaten Breaking Into Home of MMA Fighter

They need to put the home security footage on Pay Per View. Why he picked the only address with a built‑in beatdown HERE! Photo credit: Boward County Sheriff Facebook

Oct 6, 2025

Bro Busted Blazing To See Barber

Vin Diesel energy… for a $20 haircut. More on what happens when you’d rather lose your license than your time slot HERE!

Oct 2, 2025

‘Drug-Sniffing Horse’ Joke Leads to Arrest

Turns out, not everybody gets sarcasm… More on the moron who thought Mr. Ed was coming for his stash HERE! (Here’s the video courtesy of the Lubbock PD Facebook Page.)

Sep 30, 2025

Teacher Assistant Stinks Up School, Arrested

He went from helping to teach lessons to becoming the lesson. How he cleared the school faster than any fire drill could HERE!

Sep 23, 2025

Assault With Silly String

Assault charges are no laughing matter, but they can be silly. More on the most colorful arrest report in Florida HERE!

Sep 22, 2025

Match Teacher Busted With Blow

Somebody’s after-school special got way too real. More on her venture into “higher” education HERE!

Sep 19, 2025

Man Robs Disney Eatery, Scubas Away

Who needs a getaway car when you’ve got a snorkel and a frog kick? More on this dine and splash crime HERE!

Sep 17, 2025

Chef Busted For Boosting Banks

His menu might soon feature prison mash and mystery meat. How he went from the kitchen to the cooler HERE!

Sep 15, 2025

Humpty Dumpty Kidnapped

Hope police can crack the case. More on this theft isn’t all it’s cracked up to be HERE! Photo: Cape May PD Facebook

Sep 12, 2025

Dude Dives Off Cruise Ship On Purpose

Not every cruise story ends with sunset cocktails. Why he literally jumped ship HERE!

Sep 11, 2025

Slug Ding-Dong-Ditches Apartment Complex

Not every late-night prank involves teenagers. More on the late-night Bavarian doorbell drama HERE!

Sep 8, 2025

Creeper Caught Camping In Couple’s Crawlspace

Man caves are a cool trend, but not when it’s in someone else’s home. More about this clandestine condo crawlspace campout HERE! Photo credit: Clackamas County Sheriff Facebook