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Jul 21, 2025

Intern Fired For Biting Everyone

Her resume said “hungry for success.” Apparently, she meant it. More on this upcoming bite-sized lawsuit HERE!

Jul 18, 2025

Tarantulas Found In Cake Mix Boxes

It’s not the calories you gotta worry about. More on this “Betty Shocker” HERE!

Jul 17, 2025

Man Robs Donut Shop In Bikini

This may be the only time police wanted to avoid a donut shop. Find out what happens when LA flair meets felonious intent HERE! Picture credit: Winchell’s donut shop security camera

Jul 15, 2025

ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust

These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook

Jul 11, 2025

Shot In Head, Man Escapes Grave, Goes On Snack Run

You can’t keep a good man, or his appetite, down. More on the slushie and snack run of the undead HERE!

Jul 10, 2025

Tweaked Out Trolly Thief Takes Florida Tourists for Birthday Joyride

Who needs a birthday card when you can get a court date instead? More about the birthday bash that’ll be the talk of Key West for a while HERE. Photos: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office/Conch Tour Train via Facebook

Jul 9, 2025

Study-Cheese Gives you Nightmares

SHUT UP SCIENCE! How cheese before bed could be a trip to the weird dream zone HERE!

Jul 7, 2025

Tequila Marinated Turkey Explosion

I just want to know if they were able to salvage a drumstick. Read the full story here. Photo by Ashim D’Silva on Unsplash

Jul 1, 2025

Florida Man Arrested After Being Stabbed

During surgery a nurse discovered his ‘secret stash spot’ where he kept his ‘party supplies.’ That’s probably enough euphemisms for a single sentence, right? Read the story here. Photo by mohamad azaam on Unsplash

Jun 28, 2025

Man Charged After Attempting Dog Rescue Santa Claus Style

This certainly wasn’t the best way to solve the problem, but it was pretty stupid. Read the full story here. Photo by Hayden Patmore on Unsplash

Jun 27, 2025

Scooby-Doo Robs Store

Scooby used to solve crimes. Now he’s committing them. How we know it wasn’t the REAL Scooby-Doo HERE! Images from Tuscaloosa Police Department

Jun 25, 2025

12 Crimes in 40 minutes – All Before Breakfast

Nobody can accuse this man of being boring. More about this world record for bad decisions HERE! Photo by Unsplash on Unsplash