All Posts
Results for “assault”
Jan 27, 2026
Assault With A Ketchup Pack
Some people just really hate being woken up. It all went down in Florida, a bus terminal, late last Monday night. A guy named Austin Simmons looks totally passed out on a bench. Someone, being decent, goes to check if he’s okay. Big mistake. Austin wakes up furious, grabs a ketchup packet and hurls it … Continue reading Assault With A Ketchup Pack
Jan 22, 2026
Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights
So this woman in Texas spots someone at her gym and realizes, “Oh no, that’s the person my partner’s been ‘involved’ with.” Instead of, I don’t know, walking away like every therapist recommends, 20-something Aralyn Martinez allegedly grabs a 25-pound weight and throws it at the poor woman’s head. Luckily, her aim was about as … Continue reading Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights
Jan 16, 2026
Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
Dec 10, 2025
Arrested For Assault With Chicken
You would think with the price of groceries we’d see a drop in the food attacks. How this Florida woman went from cook to criminal HERE! Photo: North Broward Bureau jail/Broward County Sheriff’s Office
Oct 27, 2025
Guy in Speedo Assaults dispatchers, Sheriff’s Officers
Nothing says “bad decisions” like a Speedo and assault charges. He fought the law. The law won. Story and video HERE! Video still courtesy of: NH Courts/Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office
Sep 23, 2025
Assault With Silly String
Assault charges are no laughing matter, but they can be silly. More on the most colorful arrest report in Florida HERE!
May 29, 2025
Man Assaulted After Fart
A little gas leads to a major blow up. More on this wild, windy tale HERE!
May 12, 2025
Man Attacks Neighbor With Lightsaber
This dude took his neighborly disputes to a galaxy far, far away. More on his turn to the “Dark Side” HERE! Photo by Andrew Santellan on Unsplash
Apr 16, 2025
Attempted Assault with a Ukulele
Apparently, ukuleles aren’t just for campfire songs. Learn all about his smash hit HERE! Photo courtesy McHenry County Sheriffs Dept
Mar 14, 2025
Babe Brains Boyfriend With Salsa
Turns out, salsa isn’t just for tacos—it’s now evidence in an assault case. More on this salsa slinging señora HERE! Photo by Keverne Denahan
Mar 10, 2025
Woman Arrested For Assault With Watermelon
Not all bad ideas are half-baked—some are fully ripe. Find out what happens when you mix bad decisions with fresh produce HERE! Photo by Mockup Graphics on Unsplash Mugshot courtesy Dunedin, Florida PD
Feb 3, 2025
Man Jailed For Bologna Battery
A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash