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Sep 23, 2025

Assault With Silly String

Assault charges are no laughing matter, but they can be silly. More on the most colorful arrest report in Florida HERE!

May 29, 2025

Man Assaulted After Fart

A little gas leads to a major blow up. More on this wild, windy tale HERE!

May 12, 2025

Man Attacks Neighbor With Lightsaber

This dude took his neighborly disputes to a galaxy far, far away. More on his turn to the “Dark Side” HERE! Photo by Andrew Santellan on Unsplash

Apr 16, 2025

Attempted Assault with a Ukulele

Apparently, ukuleles aren’t just for campfire songs. Learn all about his smash hit HERE! Photo courtesy McHenry County Sheriffs Dept

Mar 14, 2025

Babe Brains Boyfriend With Salsa

Turns out, salsa isn’t just for tacos—it’s now evidence in an assault case. More on this salsa slinging señora HERE! Photo by Keverne Denahan

Mar 10, 2025

Woman Arrested For Assault With Watermelon

Not all bad ideas are half-baked—some are fully ripe. Find out what happens when you mix bad decisions with fresh produce HERE! Photo by Mockup Graphics on Unsplash Mugshot courtesy Dunedin, Florida PD

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Sep 16, 2024

Assault With A Water Gun

Good thing it wasn’t water balloons, she’d be in solitary. More on the absurd aqua assault charge HERE. Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash

Jul 9, 2024

Punks Throw Cheese at Car

The most Wisconsin crime EVER! More on this un-brie-lievable assault HERE! Photo by Önder Örtel on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash