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May 30, 2025
Surprising Things Your Washing Machine Can Handle—And Some It Definitely Can’t!
Washing machines are the unsung heroes of our homes, often relegated to the background while we focus on their laundry-cleansing powers. But did you know that your trusty washer can tackle way more than just your stinky socks and favorite tees? From stuffed animals to yoga mats, there’s a whole world of items that can … Continue reading Surprising Things Your Washing Machine Can Handle—And Some It Definitely Can’t!
May 6, 2025
Drunk, Pantsless Man, Says He’s Charles Dickens
It certainly wasn’t the best of times for the guy – definitely more like the worst of times. How he tried to rewrite his own story HERE! Mugshot Credit: Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department
Jan 22, 2025
ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust
Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!
Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Sep 19, 2024
Peanut Butter Stabbing
This nut is definitely not a smooth criminal. More on this Jiff jabber HERE! Photo by Laura Paraschivescu on Unsplash