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Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Dec 19, 2024

Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker

As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash

Sep 6, 2024

Thief Steals Casket With Body Inside

Why steal a coffin? It’s literally the last thing you need. The ghoulish details HERE! Photo by Sabina Music Rich on Unsplash

Aug 6, 2024

Customer Finds Nose Ring In Food

Yo quiero nose nugget. More about this disgusting version of a Kid’s Meal toy HERE! Photo by 🐣 Luca Iaconelli 🦊 on Unsplash

Jun 25, 2024

Given Choice, Beer Thief Takes Jail

Worst getaway plan ever. More on this bold beer bandito HERE! Photo by Teo Do Rio on Unsplash

May 16, 2024

Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI

That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Nov 2, 2023

Drink Order Sparks Bomb Threat

Further proof that trying to be healthy leads to trouble. Read all about his Babbel bungle HERE! Photo by David von Diemar on Unsplash

Jun 26, 2023

Florida Man BUSTED for being “on brand”, drunk in public, drinking “Florida Man” beer.

Will he get an endorsement deal? Read how it went down here.