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Mar 25, 2026
Caribbean Cocaine Sharks
So apparently, sharks off the coast of the Bahamas are now swimming around wired and maybe a little… *too* happy. A new study tested 85 sharks near Eleuthera Island and found nearly a third with traces of caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine in their blood. Scientists say it’s the first time caffeine and acetaminophen have … Continue reading Caribbean Cocaine Sharks
Mar 6, 2026
Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test
So get this guy in the U.K. got arrested for drug driving… in the middle of his driving test. Police pulled him over because of a busted brake light, and because he was driving like someone who absolutely should not be driving. When they walked up to the car, they smelled weed, gave him a … Continue reading Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test
Oct 2, 2025
‘Drug-Sniffing Horse’ Joke Leads to Arrest
Turns out, not everybody gets sarcasm… More on the moron who thought Mr. Ed was coming for his stash HERE! (Here’s the video courtesy of the Lubbock PD Facebook Page.)
Sep 22, 2025
Match Teacher Busted With Blow
Somebody’s after-school special got way too real. More on her venture into “higher” education HERE!
Aug 29, 2025
Man Flies Drug-Loaded Drone Into House
Breaking the law goes to new heights. More on this drone disaster HERE!
Aug 25, 2025
Man Arrested For 120 mph DUI, with 2 Missing Tires
Police didn’t need a radar gun to know something was wrong. More on the man arrested for a checklist full of bad life choices HERE!
Jul 15, 2025
ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust
These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook
Jun 5, 2025
Drug Dealer Steals Cannon from Wichita Park
Truly an epic bit of stupid news here. While we wouldn’t recommend a single choice made in this one, we feel like it would make a good movie. Read the story here. Photo by Robert Harkness on Unsplash
May 21, 2025
Drug Smuggling Cat Caught Breaking Into Prison
Turns out, curiosity isn’t the only thing that gets cats in trouble. Details (And video) of this near purr-fect crime HERE!
Feb 20, 2025
Men Try To Use Cannon To Launch Drugs Into Prison
It beats smuggling it in the USUAL way. More about this pair of loose cannons HERE! Photo by Pixabay
Jan 22, 2025
ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust
Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!
Nov 20, 2024
MAN LEAVES BAG OF DRUGS ON TRAIN, REPORTS IT MISSING
His missing bag put him on the express line to jail. More on this off the rails case of irony HERE! Photo by White Field Photo on Unsplash