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Jan 22, 2025
ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust
Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!
Nov 20, 2024
MAN LEAVES BAG OF DRUGS ON TRAIN, REPORTS IT MISSING
His missing bag put him on the express line to jail. More on this off the rails case of irony HERE! Photo by White Field Photo on Unsplash
Oct 24, 2024
Man Flees Police With Snake In Pants
Talk about scaling up your problems. More on his attempt to slither away from the law HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash
Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Sep 18, 2024
Disney, Drugs, and Air Rage
This Dumbo got Goofy on a flight home from Disneyland. All the magical details HERE! Photo by Dean Enkelaar on Unsplash
Jul 31, 2024
Woman Busted With Bag of Drugs Labeled “Bag of Drugs”
Now police have a cell with her name on it. More on this overly organized offender HERE! Photo by Pinellas County Sherriff’s Department
Sep 21, 2023
Basehead Busted for Breakfast
Was this an episode of Baking Bad? Find the recipe for his Egg McMethin HERE! Photo by Steven Cordes on Unsplash