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Mar 3, 2026
Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can
A Whataburger manager in Paris, Texas just added “trash can combat specialist” to his résumé. Apparently, a drunk customer started mouthing off at the staff, got asked to leave—then came back swinging and actually punched the manager. Rookie mistake. After a few hits, the manager shakes it off, goes full WWE, and grabs the nearest … Continue reading Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can
Feb 24, 2026
Man Drives Drunk to Pay Open Container Fine
In rural Montana, this 20-something guy drove to the police station to pay a fine for having an open container… and he drove drunk to do it. He strolled in to pay his ticket and file some kind of complaint, but the sheriff hears him slurring like he just left karaoke night. They ask, “Did … Continue reading Man Drives Drunk to Pay Open Container Fine
Feb 13, 2026
Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
A delivery driver in Texas apparently got a little too “buzzed” on BuzzBallz and ended up introducing his delivery van to someone’s brick mailbox. Spoiler: the mailbox didn’t make it. This all went down in China Spring, near Waco. A woman saw her poor mailbox take the hit, then chased down the van herself—because of … Continue reading Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
Jan 29, 2026
Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway
So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway
Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash
Sep 18, 2025
Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car
It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!
Sep 10, 2025
Nurse Saves Tipsy Trash Panda with CPR
CPR = Critter Pulmonary Resuscitation. Find out what in the name of Kentucky is going on HERE!
Aug 28, 2025
Arrested For Imitation Intoxication
The only thing wasted was everyone’s time. How a harmless act led to an unexpected arrest HERE!
Jun 12, 2025
Drunken Cowboy Releases Racoon Into Pack Restaurant
Just your average Friday night in Murray, Kentucky. More on this Bluegrass party animal HERE!
May 6, 2025
Drunk, Pantsless Man, Says He’s Charles Dickens
It certainly wasn’t the best of times for the guy – definitely more like the worst of times. How he tried to rewrite his own story HERE! Mugshot Credit: Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department
Feb 25, 2025
Drunk Driver Crashes In Same Spot 2 Nights In A Row At Same Time
If only he put this much effort into finding a designated driver! More on the man who didn’t get the memo about ‘learning from your mistakes’ HERE! Photo courtesy of Thurston Co. Sheriff Dept.
Jan 29, 2025
Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat
From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash