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Sep 18, 2025

Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car

It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!

Sep 10, 2025

Nurse Saves Tipsy Trash Panda with CPR

CPR = Critter Pulmonary Resuscitation. Find out what in the name of Kentucky is going on HERE!

Aug 28, 2025

Arrested For Imitation Intoxication

The only thing wasted was everyone’s time. How a harmless act led to an unexpected arrest HERE!

Jun 12, 2025

Drunken Cowboy Releases Racoon Into Pack Restaurant

Just your average Friday night in Murray, Kentucky. More on this Bluegrass party animal HERE!

May 6, 2025

Drunk, Pantsless Man, Says He’s Charles Dickens

It certainly wasn’t the best of times for the guy – definitely more like the worst of times. How he tried to rewrite his own story HERE! Mugshot Credit: Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department

Feb 25, 2025

Drunk Driver Crashes In Same Spot 2 Nights In A Row At Same Time

If only he put this much effort into finding a designated driver! More on the man who didn’t get the memo about ‘learning from your mistakes’ HERE! Photo courtesy of Thurston Co. Sheriff Dept.

Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Jan 8, 2025

Drunk Cop Releases Prisoners to Celebrate New Year

This would have made a better April Fool’s Day prank. More on how this unexpected Happy New Year started a day early HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2024

Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker

As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2024

Drunk American Didn’t Know He Was In Canada

When your night out turns into an international incident, you need help. More on this drunken Dudley Do-Wrong HERE! Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash

Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash