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Jul 21, 2026
Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
Jul 20, 2026
Pole Dancing Practice Causes Flood
A woman in Houston decided to pick up pole dancing at home… which, honestly, good for her. New hobby, new skills, living her best life. Except three days in, the pole she just installed came loose from the ceiling mid-practice… and smacked right into the fire sprinkler. And you already know what happens next. Maybe … Continue reading Pole Dancing Practice Causes Flood
Jul 3, 2026
City of Joplin July 4 Celebration
So here’s the deal for the 4th in Joplin… things kick off at 5:30 at Fred G. Hughes Stadium over at MSSU. It’s the big one this year—the country’s turning 250, so they’re going a little extra. Think food trucks, bounce houses, and that “we stayed for the fireworks” level of commitment. Live music starts … Continue reading City of Joplin July 4 Celebration
Jul 2, 2026
Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips
A quick reminder before you celebrate America by almost setting your garage on fire… fireworks are not that complicated. Find an open space. Not your driveway. Not next to your car. Definitely not under a tree you “think is probably fine.” Open space. Light one firework at a time—this isn’t a speedrun—and then back up … Continue reading Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips
Jul 2, 2026
Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
A quick reminder as we approach the holiday weekend: cigarettes and fireworks are not a great combo. Cigarettes and 700 pounds of fireworks, even worse. Out on Whidbey Island in Washington, a guy had been quietly building what neighbors describe as a very not-quiet stockpile of fireworks. We’re talking hundreds of pounds, sitting around his … Continue reading Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
Jun 30, 2026
When NOT To Drive This July 4th
Quick heads up before you fire up the road trip playlist… this could be the busiest Fourth of July travel stretch EVER. AAA says about 61 million people are hitting the road, which basically means… everyone you’ve ever met is traveling at the same time. If you’d prefer your holiday not include a parking lot … Continue reading When NOT To Drive This July 4th
Jun 23, 2026
Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster
So this guy in South L.A. decides the best way to impress his date is to fire up his Mercedes and start doing donuts. You know… tires squealing, smoke everywhere, full bad boy behind the wheel energy. Only problem? He picked a parking lot directly in front of a California Highway Patrol office. Not near … Continue reading Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster
Jun 22, 2026
Backyard Blast from Blender Blunder
File this under “things your blender was not built for.” A guy in Lakewood, Washington decided to DIY some fireworks in his backyard shed and thought, sure, let’s toss black powder into a blender. Hit “on”… instant explosion. Not exactly the smoothie he was going for. The dude ended up in serious condition and is … Continue reading Backyard Blast from Blender Blunder
Jun 17, 2026
Route 66 Centennial Caravan Stops In Joplin Friday
Friday Brings Big Steaks, Street Art, Food Trucks, Classic Cars, And Zero Boredom If you’re still “thinking about” Father’s Day weekend plans, good news: Joplin already covered Friday night for you. Consider this your cheat sheet to a Route 66 weekend that pretty much plans itself. The Friday Night Route 66 Centennial Caravan Party ALLO … Continue reading Route 66 Centennial Caravan Stops In Joplin Friday
Jun 12, 2026
Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle
So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle
Jun 9, 2026
Easy Father’s Day Ideas He’ll Actually Enjoy
Father’s Day is June 21st, which means it’s time for the annual game of “what does Dad actually want to do?” Because if your dad is anything like mine, asking gets you a shrug… maybe a grunt… possibly a “whatever you want.” Cool, super helpful. Mother’s Day? Easy. Brunch, flowers, done. Dads? Absolute mystery. So … Continue reading Easy Father’s Day Ideas He’ll Actually Enjoy
Jun 5, 2026
Break Room Blunder Sparks Firearm Fiasco
In Myrtle Beach, a story that feels very relatable until it absolutely isn’t. Michael DeBiase, a police detective, apparently lost it over a coworker microwaving fish in the station break room. Which, yes, we all agree is a bold culinary choice in a shared space. But instead of passive-aggressively opening a window or loudly sighing … Continue reading Break Room Blunder Sparks Firearm Fiasco