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Feb 17, 2026

Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault

A political debate turned into a pastry war at Cape Coral’s Four Mile Ecological Preserve. Police say David Sternal got into it with a city employee and allegedly fired off a cupcake mid-argument — yes, weaponized frosting. Officers found Sternal nearby in a gazebo, reportedly still frosted, claiming the other guy started it. Police described … Continue reading Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault

Feb 11, 2026

Toddler Trapped In Claw Machine

Just a short trip up I-44, in Webster Groves, (suburban St. Louis) at the Vetta Sports – Soccerdome, a two-year-old decides he’s had enough of the sidelines and goes full Mission: Impossible … straight into a claw machine game. Little Cooper King apparently spotted those squishy spike balls and thought, “Yeah, I live here now.” … Continue reading Toddler Trapped In Claw Machine

Feb 6, 2026

Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza

So, you know how Florida does winter — one day it’s paradise, next day iguanas are falling out of trees like it’s raining lizards. Well, a restaurant in North Palm Beach decided to turn that weirdness into dinner. Local iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo scooped up a few of the frozen freeloaders, cleaned them up, and … Continue reading Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza

Feb 2, 2026

State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Nov 17, 2025

Driver Tries to Use Monopoly Game Card to Get Out Of Ticket

This driver thought Monopoly rules might work in real life. Learn what happened when board games met the badge HERE!

Oct 13, 2025

Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat

He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!

Jan 27, 2025

Baby Born in Krispy Kreme Lot, Gets Free Donuts

He was born glazed and confused. More about the baby who chose the drive-thru over a delivery room HERE! Photo by Isabel Wright

Jun 4, 2024

Vandal Tells Cops He’s Mr. Monopoly

Of all the times for Mr. Monopoly to be caught without a “Get out of jail free” card. More on this counterfeit character HERE! Photo by Julian Hochgesang on Unsplash

Mar 13, 2024

Gas Pump Glitch Gets Woman Over $25K in “Free” Fuel

This is America. Loopholes only work if you’re a millionaire. More on the gas guzzling gangster HERE! Photo by Dawn McDonald on Unsplash

Feb 28, 2024

Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom

God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash

Jan 22, 2024

Inmate Escapes During Snowstorm, Surrenders Less Than An Hour Later

Out of the deep freeze and into the cooler. More on the snowman HERE! Photo by Nathan Wolfe on Unsplash

Jan 17, 2024

Woman Tries To Submit Dog Pee For Drug Test

“The good news is you’re drug-free. The bad news is you have kennel cough.” More on the test that landed her in the doghouse HERE! Photo by Sergio Arteaga on Unsplash