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Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash
Nov 21, 2025
Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig
A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!
Oct 22, 2025
Squeaky Sneaker Lawsuit
Sick of those squeaky kicks? So are a bunch of folks. How sneaker squeaks could turn into cash HERE!
Oct 21, 2025
Don’t Lick the Trippy Toxic Toads
Licking toads doesn’t make you spiritual, just sick. Zoologists tell us why we should Just say no to toads HERE!
May 9, 2025
Man With Stolen Backhoe Tries To Steal ATM
Oh yeah! It was next to a police station. The wildest part of the story is WHY he attempted the robbery. Read it HERE! Photo by Evan Clay on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2025
Woman’s Date Cancels, She Attacks Him With Hoe
When date night turns into a hoe-down! Read about how she dug deep to express her disappointment with the situation HERE! Mugshot courtesy Polk County Sheriff’s Office Photo by Tim Foster on Unsplash
Dec 3, 2024
Driver Stopped For Using Shoelaces To Operate Windshield Wipers
Too bad they’ve already given out the Nobel Prize for Physics this year. More on his knotty solution HERE! Photo by Ketut Subiyanto
Nov 26, 2024
Criminally Cute Kleptomaniac Confiscates Kindergartners’ Kicks
Police investigated a serial shoe thief only to find it was a weasel, earning that weasel reputation. Check out the story and video HERE. Photo by Gary Ellis on Unsplash
Oct 23, 2024
Man Arrested for Shoe Sniffing
Maybe he was trying to find his sole mate? More about this creeps scent-sational hobby HERE! Photo by Huyen Nguy on Unsplash
Sep 26, 2024
2 Crooks With Same Name Go On Crime Spree
At least it made the job easier for whoever filled out the arrest report. More on both bungling Bernie burglars HERE! Photo courtesy: Warwickshire Police / SWNS
Aug 5, 2024
Lady Drowns Roommate’s Pet Spider
Most people would use a shoe or their foot. She got creative. No need to search the web for the story. Find it HERE! Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash
Oct 9, 2023
Customs Confiscates Giraffe Poop
And you thought your jewelry was crappy! More exciting excrement expounding HERE! Photo by Towfiqu barbhuiya on Unsplash