All Posts
Results for “plea”
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Dec 30, 2025
Foods That Bring New Year Luck
New Year’s is not the time to mess with bad luck—so we’re cramming our plate full of good‑fortune foods. Seriously, who couldn’t use a little extra prosperity with their champagne? Let’s start with the Southern classics: black‑eyed peas, greens, and cornbread. That’s pennies, dollars, and gold—aka, “don’t check my bank account” insurance. Then there are … Continue reading Foods That Bring New Year Luck
Jul 22, 2025
Rollerblading Bro Robs Gas Station
Nobody was hurt, but if someone finds his dignity, please return it. More on this cheap skate HERE!
Jul 15, 2025
ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust
These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook
Mar 20, 2025
Top Guilty Pleasure Songs of the 80’s
The 80’s were the era of unforgettable one-hit wonders, power ballads, and cheesy but charming feel-good jams. Many we’re still embarrassed to admit that we LOVE! Did your favorite shameful sing-along classic make the cut? Check out the full list HERE! Photo by KATRIN BOLOVTSOVA
Oct 17, 2024
Busted Toting Turtles to Canada
Life as a turtle smuggler is a slow road to nowhere. More on the failed shell game HERE! Photo by Joshua J. Cotten on Unsplash
Aug 29, 2024
Bus Driver Makes Students Ride with Window Up On Hot Day
She went old school. More on her “convection oven” theory of discipline, with video HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash
Jul 11, 2024
Pet Store Robbed, Hamsters Found In Perps Pants
Please tell us he holding them for a friend! More on this hamster hiding hooligan HERE! Photo by Jaroslaw Slodkiewicz on Unsplash
Apr 4, 2024
Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft
Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos
Jan 29, 2024
Polite Bank Robber Gets Off, Immediately Robs 2nd Bank
So it’s not illegal to rob a bank, it’s only illegal if you don’t say “please”? The parable of learning to quit while you’re ahead HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash
Nov 14, 2023
Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane
Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash
Sep 23, 2021