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Apr 3, 2025

Cinnamon Bun Machete Bandit

A machete and a pastry—two things you wouldn’t expect together. Find out what happens when you’re hangry and out of options HERE! Photo: Buncombe County Detention Facility

Mar 26, 2025

The Finger Gun Bandit

Armed with his imagination and a lot of nerve, read how this robbery suspect landed in real handcuffs HERE! Mugshot: CSPD Photo by Jan Antonin Kolar on Unsplash

Mar 6, 2025

Jewelry Thief Swallows Earrings

Crime doesn’t pay – but it might require surgery. More about this jewelry thief with expensive taste HERE! Photos courtesy of Orange County Sheriff’s Department

Feb 18, 2025

Goldfish Fingerprint Fingers Felon

Who knew a little snack could lead to such a big catch? More on the one that didn’t get away HERE! Photo by Erik Mclean Mugshot by Pinellas County Sherriff

Dec 31, 2024

Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber

In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police

Sep 5, 2024

Men Busted For Robbing Strip Club

We assume the cash was all in very sweaty $1 bills. Read all the bare facts HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

May 31, 2024

Red Roof Robber Falls through Ceiling

At Red Roof Inn, they put the effort into the red roof, not the ceilings. More on this thief turned amateur skylight maker HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

Apr 17, 2024

Man Attempts Robbery With A Snake

Never bring a snake to a gunfight. More on the slithering sneak thief HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash

Apr 16, 2024

Attempted Bank Heist with Translator App

Attempted bank robbery translates to 3-5 years minimum. More on this “unspeakable” crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Apr 2, 2024

Crook Detained With Weedwhacker

Stealing landscaping equipment? That’s whack! More on the capture of the landscape looter HERE! Photo by Esteban Benites on Unsplash

Feb 26, 2024

Robber Leaves With Less Than He Came In With

He needs a job to support his life of crime. More about the robbery that makes no ‘cents’ HERE! Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash

Jan 29, 2024

Polite Bank Robber Gets Off, Immediately Robs 2nd Bank

So it’s not illegal to rob a bank, it’s only illegal if you don’t say “please”? The parable of learning to quit while you’re ahead HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash