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Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Jul 16, 2026

Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast

Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast

Jun 4, 2026

Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery

Police in Pennsylvania say a man decided to break into an office building in the middle of the day… and apparently thought, “You know what this crime needs? A kid.” The dude brought his girlfriend’s 11-year-old daughter along like it was some kind of weird field trip. When cops showed up, they found James Harkless-Dechellis … Continue reading Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery

Mar 20, 2026

Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

In Newark, New Jersey, a guy decides he’s gonna rob an Ecuadorian restaurant—using Google Translate. Yeah. His big plan was to type his stickup note into the app, hit “translate to Spanish,” and show it to the cashier. Very 21st century of him. He even ordered a coffee first, because apparently caffeine is key to … Continue reading Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Jan 5, 2026

Man Charged With Au Naturel Robbery of Meat Market

Guess “dressed for success” meant something else to this guy. The naked truth HERE!

Oct 14, 2025

Mom Turns In Bank-Robbing Son

Who needs detectives when mom’s on the case? More on the mama who’s moral compass points straight to jail HERE!

Oct 9, 2025

Robber Caught By Underwear

There was an APB on the BVDs. How one man’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a police jackpot HERE!

Aug 27, 2025

Smokey Bear Kidnapped

He spent years warning us all about fire. He should’ve warned about thieves too. More about this bear-y bold robbery HERE!

Jun 23, 2025

Man Robs Bank Of One Dollar

Who knew you could buy fifteen minutes of fame—and a court date for a dollar? More on this not-so-grand theft HERE!

Jun 19, 2025

Utah Man Robs Werewolf

Ever had a friend stab you in the back? How about in the front? The rest of this WILD story HERE!

May 9, 2025

Man With Stolen Backhoe Tries To Steal ATM

Oh yeah! It was next to a police station. The wildest part of the story is WHY he attempted the robbery. Read it HERE! Photo by Evan Clay on Unsplash

Apr 21, 2025

New Orleans Police Arrest Werewolf

Little Red Riding Hood isn’t the only one with wolf problems. Read more about this hair-raising robbery HERE!