Stupid News
Results for “stolen”
Apr 6, 2026
Florida Freeloader Fashion Faux Pas
In Florida, Farron Fullerton, got busted for trespassing at a hotel after refusing to check out. Deputies show up, tell him it’s time to go, and when he won’t budge, they arrest him… but here’s the kicker: Farron’s strolling around in a stolen jail uniform. Turns out, he swiped it from the Mitchell County Jail … Continue reading Florida Freeloader Fashion Faux Pas
Mar 4, 2026
90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?
“Put down the taco seasoning and keep your hands where I can see them!” isn’t something you’d normally hear on a detective show, but that’s now a possibility. There’s this guy in Florida—because of course it’s Florida—who might spend the rest of his life in prison over taco seasoning packets. Not because he loved tacos … Continue reading 90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?
Feb 23, 2026
Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard
So, picture this — you’re in the back of an ambulance, minding your own business… when suddenly it starts moving. And your driver? A naked guy who was just doing push-ups in public. Police in Wisconsin Rapids say Benjamin Feltz hopped into an ambulance while paramedics were treating someone in the back. One paramedic tried … Continue reading Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard
Feb 5, 2026
Cop Hitches Ride In Pickup To Catch Stolen Bike Thief
So there’s this cop in Lynnwood, Washington—last name “Merica,” which already sounds like a joke setup. He spots a guy stealing a bike and takes off on foot. But the thief’s pedaling like he’s in the Tour de France, and Merica’s not keeping up. Then, out of nowhere, a guy in an old Ford pickup … Continue reading Cop Hitches Ride In Pickup To Catch Stolen Bike Thief
Jan 30, 2026
Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River
In Pittsburgh, PA some guy decides to steal a harp. Not like a tiny one you tuck under your arm—no, a full-size, $30,000 harp. The fancy kind that lives in concert halls. He drags it to the riverbank, strips down, and jumps straight into the river. No explanation, no audience—just him, nature, and one very … Continue reading Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River
Jan 6, 2026
Lobster Rustlers
Somewhere, there’s a getaway truck that smells delicious. More on this mystery dipped in butter and scandal HERE!
Jan 2, 2026
Cops Get THEIR Car Stolen While Investigating Stolen Cars
Cops took an unexpected turn from investigating thefts… to becoming the story. Proof no one’s immune from bad luck HERE!
Dec 30, 2025
Car Thief Says He Was “Beamed” Into Car
Honestly, that’s a WAY cooler excuse than “I stole it.” More science fiction…Florida man style HERE!
Dec 17, 2025
Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed
He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department
Nov 5, 2025
Man Caught Shoplifting Power Tool In Pants
Guess subtlety isn’t his strong suit. What happens when your getaway depends on waddling instead of running HERE!
Oct 13, 2025
Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat
He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!
Sep 4, 2025
Man Finds Stolen Luggage, Thief Wearing HIS Clothes
Imagine your fashion sense solves a crime. More on this dress-up drama HERE!