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Feb 5, 2026

Cop Hitches Ride In Pickup To Catch Stolen Bike Thief

So there’s this cop in Lynnwood, Washington—last name “Merica,” which already sounds like a joke setup. He spots a guy stealing a bike and takes off on foot. But the thief’s pedaling like he’s in the Tour de France, and Merica’s not keeping up. Then, out of nowhere, a guy in an old Ford pickup … Continue reading Cop Hitches Ride In Pickup To Catch Stolen Bike Thief

Jan 30, 2026

Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River

In Pittsburgh, PA some guy decides to steal a harp. Not like a tiny one you tuck under your arm—no, a full-size, $30,000 harp. The fancy kind that lives in concert halls. He drags it to the riverbank, strips down, and jumps straight into the river. No explanation, no audience—just him, nature, and one very … Continue reading Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River

Jan 6, 2026

Lobster Rustlers

Somewhere, there’s a getaway truck that smells delicious. More on this mystery dipped in butter and scandal HERE!

Jan 2, 2026

Cops Get THEIR Car Stolen While Investigating Stolen Cars

Cops took an unexpected turn from investigating thefts… to becoming the story. Proof no one’s immune from bad luck HERE!

Dec 30, 2025

Car Thief Says He Was “Beamed” Into Car

Honestly, that’s a WAY cooler excuse than “I stole it.” More science fiction…Florida man style HERE!

Dec 17, 2025

Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed

He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department

Nov 5, 2025

Man Caught Shoplifting Power Tool In Pants

Guess subtlety isn’t his strong suit. What happens when your getaway depends on waddling instead of running HERE!

Oct 13, 2025

Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat

He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!

Sep 4, 2025

Man Finds Stolen Luggage, Thief Wearing HIS Clothes

Imagine your fashion sense solves a crime. More on this dress-up drama HERE!

Aug 27, 2025

Smokey Bear Kidnapped

He spent years warning us all about fire. He should’ve warned about thieves too. More about this bear-y bold robbery HERE!

Jul 29, 2025

Police Chase Ends In Car Wash

No clean getaway from his dirty deeds. How he went from hot wheels to hot water HERE!

Jul 2, 2025

Woman Leads Police on an Early Morning Slow Speed Chase

It took five hours for police to stop her after reaching speeds of 8 MPH! Read the story here. Photo by benjamin lehman on Unsplash