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Feb 10, 2026
Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist
Apparently, Denver rush hour just wasn’t exciting enough. Police got a call last week about a guy juggling fire… on a unicycle… in a crosswalk. They send a drone to check it out, and sure enough, there’s this dude in neon clothes, riding tall on a unicycle, flames in hand, doing his own Cirque du … Continue reading Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist
Jan 19, 2026
Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu
Florida, where the weird news never sleeps. A deputy gets a call regarding a runaway emu. Yeah, an emu. Not your usual traffic stop. Bodycam’s rolling, and Cpl. Keisler’s out there like, “Dispatch, I’m in pursuit of… an emu.” The bird’s bolting down the road, Keisler’s trying to keep up, and somewhere in all this … Continue reading Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu
Dec 30, 2025
Car Thief Says He Was “Beamed” Into Car
Honestly, that’s a WAY cooler excuse than “I stole it.” More science fiction…Florida man style HERE!
Nov 17, 2025
Driver Tries to Use Monopoly Game Card to Get Out Of Ticket
This driver thought Monopoly rules might work in real life. Learn what happened when board games met the badge HERE!
Sep 3, 2024
Drug Smuggler Busted For Sleeping and Driving
This is just embarrassing. What self-respecting drug dealer drives a Tesla?! Read the whole story HERE! Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash
Jul 30, 2024
Pot Filled Van Pinched In Town of Weed
Much like his product, the driver’s plan went up in smoke. More about the ironic arrest in the dopest named town in America HERE! Photo by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash
Jun 19, 2024
Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”
So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash
May 20, 2024
Man Tips Port-A-Potty, Traps 2
A crime where the victims were under arrestroom. More on the potty pushing punk HERE! Photo by Levi Meir Clancy on Unsplash
Dec 26, 2023
Daily Delivery to Snoop Dogg Disrupted
Ok, not really, but this woman did have just a crazy amount of things that are still very much illegal in Nebraska. Read the story here. Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash
Oct 26, 2023
Clown Gets Ticket for Traffic Violation
What a Bozo! More on this Clown Car Criminal HERE! Photo by Nong on Unsplash
Oct 25, 2023
POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY
“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash
Jul 27, 2023
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…METH?!?
An Alabama fast food felon serves up an unhappy meal. The supersized stupid story HERE! Photo credit: Photo by amirali mirhashemian on Unsplash