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Jan 28, 2026

Assault With A Pork Chop

So, you think your family dinners get tense? In Florida, AGAIN, 18-year-old Farrah Kernan got into a fight with her mom and decided to settle it… with a pork chop. Yep. A literal flying piece of meat. Police say Farrah had been drinking, got into an argument, and smacked her mom in the face before … Continue reading Assault With A Pork Chop

Dec 16, 2025

Clarinet Mistaken for Weapon

AI needs more band lessons as those students. Learn what happens when Artificial Intelligence has a Real Overreaction HERE! Photo generated by ChatGPT

Dec 11, 2025

Man Robs Store with Antique Gun

The weapon was historic, but the choices were timelessly bad. More on the Tulsa Antiques Roadshow: Crime Edition HERE! Photos via Tulsa PD

Oct 24, 2025

AI Flags Doritos Bag as Gun

Artificial Intelligence thought it was a Snack Attack. How snack time just went full sci-fi HERE!

Aug 20, 2025

PETA Takes Aim At Mario Kart

And no, it’s not about weaponizing turtles. (Well, not yet, at least.) More on this wild ride HERE!

Nov 21, 2024

SHOPLIFTER IMPROVISES FLAME THROWER AS WEAPON

She added a little sizzle to her shoplifting spree. Read more about law enforcement’s hot pursuit HERE! Photo by Chris Rhoads on Unsplash

Sep 23, 2024

Robot Cop Catches Suspect

OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash

Mar 28, 2024

Man Attacked With USB Thumb Drive

Sure hope the victim wasn’t infected with… a virus. More details on what sounds like a “Revenge of the Nerds” horror spin-off HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash