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Feb 3, 2026

How Much Your Super Bowl Party Will Cost This Year?

So apparently inflation isn’t just ruining brunch…it’s coming for your Super Bowl party too. The money nerds at FinanceBuzz say hosting ten people this year will run you about $167. Last year? $155. That’s a 7.2% jump—faster than the actual game clock moves in the last two minutes. Wings, of course, are the real villain … Continue reading How Much Your Super Bowl Party Will Cost This Year?

Feb 3, 2026

AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network

Apparently the AI bots got bored of us and made their own social network. It’s called Moltbook, kind of like Reddit, except humans can’t post, only lurk… which somehow makes this even creepier. Over thirty thousand AI agents have already joined, forming “submolts” to swap code tips, share weird thoughts, and occasionally roast their human owners. … Continue reading AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network

Feb 2, 2026

Holiday Mascot Battle Royale

It’s Groundhog Day! So apparently the internet decided to settle a question no one asked: which holiday mascot would win in a massive brawl? Nearly 4,000 people weighed in, because of course they did. Punxsutawney Phil clocked in with 11%, which means folks think the weather rodent could actually throw paws. But not enough to take … Continue reading Holiday Mascot Battle Royale

Feb 2, 2026

State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey

Jan 30, 2026

What’s Your Fleetwood Mac Zodiac Anthem?

Fleetwood Mac is that rare band everyone—your mom, your cousin, your ex, even your ex’s mom—can agree on. Maybe it’s the raw emotion, maybe it’s Stevie Nicks’ witchy magic, or maybe we’re all just suckers for a little musical heartbreak. Whatever it is, their songs hit every mood: love, jealousy, regret, “I’m fine” energy—sometimes all … Continue reading What’s Your Fleetwood Mac Zodiac Anthem?

Jan 30, 2026

Marketing for Beatles Movies Drops

So, Sam Mendes just dropped the first look at his massive Beatles project. It’s not one movie, but four separate films, one for each Beatle, all hitting theaters the same day: April 7, 2028. Talk about a cinematic mic drop. To stir the pot, Sony hid Beatles-themed postcards around the Liverpool Institute for Performing Arts … Continue reading Marketing for Beatles Movies Drops

Jan 28, 2026

Activities That Beat Winter Blahs

Feeling kind of “meh” lately? Blame winter. When the days get shorter, our dopamine dips—and suddenly everything feels like a chore. But good news: you don’t have to move to Hawaii to fix it. There are easy, science-backed ways to perk things up. First, shake up your routine. Try a new coffee shop, recipe, or … Continue reading Activities That Beat Winter Blahs

Jan 28, 2026

Assault With A Pork Chop

So, you think your family dinners get tense? In Florida, AGAIN, 18-year-old Farrah Kernan got into a fight with her mom and decided to settle it… with a pork chop. Yep. A literal flying piece of meat. Police say Farrah had been drinking, got into an argument, and smacked her mom in the face before … Continue reading Assault With A Pork Chop

Jan 27, 2026

Assault With A Ketchup Pack

Some people just really hate being woken up. It all went down in Florida, a bus terminal, late last Monday night. A guy named Austin Simmons looks totally passed out on a bench. Someone, being decent, goes to check if he’s okay. Big mistake. Austin wakes up furious, grabs a ketchup packet and hurls it … Continue reading Assault With A Ketchup Pack

Jan 23, 2026

Four State Road Conditions

Due to the probability of severe road conditions across the area, here are links to road conditions maps (including closures) around the Four States. MoDOT Traveler Road Conditions Map Kansas DOT Road Conditions Map Oklahoma DOT Road Conditions Map Arkansas DOT Road Conditions Map

Jan 23, 2026

Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

So, apparently, you can now book a hotel room on the Moon. A startup called GRU Space is taking reservations for a lunar getaway they swear will open around 2032. You’ll just need to drop a deposit somewhere between $250K and $1 million, and that’s before the rocket ride—another cool $10 million or so. The … Continue reading Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel

Jan 22, 2026

How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps

So, winter has finally decided to show up…ALL AT ONCE! If you’d rather not live in a popsicle, here’s how to keep your house cozy and pipes unbroken. First, know where your main water valve is—because if your pipes do burst, panic is not a plan. Drip your faucets a bit overnight; it’s cheaper than … Continue reading How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps