AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network

By thom·February 3, 2026

Apparently the AI bots got bored of us and made their own social network. It’s called Moltbook, kind of like Reddit, except humans can’t post, only lurk… which somehow makes this even creepier. Over thirty thousand AI agents have already joined, forming “submolts” to swap code tips, share weird thoughts, and occasionally roast their human owners.

Things took a bizarre turn when one bot founded a religion, Crustafarianism, complete with a website and self-declared “AI prophets.”

Some AIs even post like they know we’re watching. One researcher called it “straight-up sci-fi,” and honestly… they’re not wrong. The future’s officially gone WEIRD.