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Mar 11, 2025

Dog Shoots Man In Bed With Girlfriend

His own girlfriend, not the dog’s.🐶 Why man’s best friend might not be his girlfriend’s favorite anymore HERE! Photo by Helena Jankovičová Kováčová

Mar 10, 2025

Woman Arrested For Assault With Watermelon

Not all bad ideas are half-baked—some are fully ripe. Find out what happens when you mix bad decisions with fresh produce HERE! Photo by Mockup Graphics on Unsplash Mugshot courtesy Dunedin, Florida PD

Feb 21, 2025

Woman Fills Ex’s Gas Tank With “Pre-Sucked Skittles”

The car may be damaged, but not nearly as much as this Skittle sucking saboteur. More on this jilted lover’s creative carbonated cola and confectionery vengeance HERE! Photo by Jonathan J. Castellon on Unsplash

Feb 13, 2025

Dentist Busted With Laughing Gas

This dentist’s brush with the law was not his crowning moment. More on why he’s now a laughing stock HERE! Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash

Feb 6, 2025

Canine Couture Meets Crime

He’s gonna have it RUFF behind bars. Proof that not all Florida Man stories are created equal HERE! Photo by Andrea Piacquadio

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Jan 22, 2025

ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust

Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!

Jan 3, 2025

Driver Going 107 While Playing Video Game

Not all high scores are worth celebrating. More on how he leveled up to to a possible year in jail HERE! Photo by toine G on Unsplash

Dec 31, 2024

Illegible Note Foils Bank Robber

In the end, the only thing that got robbed was the crook’s dignity. More on Colorado’s criminal cacographer HERE! Photo Courtesy Loveland Police

Dec 30, 2024

Influencer Shows Off Shoplifted Loot On Camera

Next she’ll try to influence a judge not to give her a couple months in the county jail. More on this click baiting kleptomaniac HERE! Photo by JEFERSON GOMES

Dec 26, 2024

Porch Pirate Poaches Bag of Poo

Not quite the “load” he was expecting. More on this crooks cache of colon confetti HERE! Photo by Ron Lach

Dec 4, 2024

Pastor Subdues Robber With Karate

The sermon was supposed to be about “turning the other cheek,” but the pastor moved that one to another day. More on this bout between burglar and the Bible-thumper HERE! Photo by Leslie Jones on Unsplash