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Jan 15, 2026

Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys

So remember those monkeys on the loose in St. Louis? Well, they’ve got company. Apparently they’ve recruited… a goat. A black and white goat, just casually tagging along in the same area like it missed the Metro Link. The city’s Health Department says they’re still trying to figure out where these mystery animals came from … Continue reading Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys

Jan 14, 2026

Items To Get Rid Of While Reorganizing Your Home

It’s Organize Your Home Day! If your New Year’s resolution is to finally get organized, you’re not alone. Now that all the holiday gifts are unwrapped, you realize… every single thing in your house needs a new home — including the new stuff. Professional organizers say January is prime time to declutter. Their hit list? … Continue reading Items To Get Rid Of While Reorganizing Your Home

Jan 14, 2026

Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts

There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts

Jan 13, 2026

Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

Jan 12, 2026

It’s National Pizza Week!

So, apparently it’s National Pizza Week. No one really knows who invented it—probably someone with a deep love of carbs and cheese—but it runs Jan. 11 through Jan. 17, so that’s all the excuse you need to grab a slice. We encourage you to celebrate by listening to win 4 large pizzas from Wildfire Pizza … Continue reading It’s National Pizza Week!

Jan 12, 2026

Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping

Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping

Jan 9, 2026

How To Protect Yourself From Flu

So, the flu’s back — and it apparently missed us so much it showed up everywhere. Hospitals? Packed. ERs? Overflowing. Doctors are calling it one of the worst seasons in decades, thanks to a new “super flu” strain that refuses to mind its own business. Right now, nearly every state is lighting up with “high” … Continue reading How To Protect Yourself From Flu

Jan 9, 2026

Man Rides Horse Through Target Store

So, picture this…you’re in Target, minding your business, maybe grabbing toothpaste, when some guy literally rides a horse down the aisle. Just a casual trot. The rider? TikToker Stephen Harmon, because of course it’s a TikToker. People stop, jaws drop, one brave soul even pets the horse like it’s just another day in retail. Then—because … Continue reading Man Rides Horse Through Target Store

Jan 8, 2026

Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One

Girl Scout cookie season is here! Yes, Thin Mints are back to test our willpower, along with Caramel deLites, Peanut Butter Patties, and now… a newcomer crashing the party — the Exploremores. They’ve got chocolate, marshmallow, and toasted almond crème — basically rocky road in cookie form. And sure, we had to say goodbye to … Continue reading Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One

Jan 8, 2026

Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver

The arrest was unexpected, but the service was impeccable. A couple on Mercer Island, Washington was settling in for the night, waiting on DoorDash and dreaming of Chipotle burritos. The doorbell rings, they open up… and instead of a delivery driver, it’s a police officer standing there with their dinner. Turns out, the actual Door … Continue reading Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver

Jan 6, 2026

Give Your Home A Post-Holiday Refresh

Now that the holiday glitter has settled, you may have this sudden urge to erase all evidence of chaos. You know — sticky surfaces, mystery leftovers, and that faint scent of “too many people were here.” First, grab disinfecting wipes and go wild on everything with a handle or a button. It’s not glamourous, but … Continue reading Give Your Home A Post-Holiday Refresh

Jan 5, 2026

Hacks To Get Your Sleep Back On Track After The Holidays

So, after the holidays, your sleep’s wrecked. Late nights, couch marathons, sugar comas—you name it. Now you’re trying to remember what “routine” even means. Forget grand resolutions. You don’t need a 6-step program or a sunrise meditation habit. Just a few small tweaks, and you’ll be back to sleeping like a semi-functional adult. First up, … Continue reading Hacks To Get Your Sleep Back On Track After The Holidays