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Feb 5, 2025

Escaped Inmates Busted At Buc-ee’s

Snack run: Successful. Escape plan: Fail. Jail time: Guaranteed. More on how a daring escape attempt was foiled by beaver nuggets HERE! Photo by Gabriel Tovar on Unsplash

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Jan 30, 2025

Principal Throws Kegger For Students

Proof that some educators really take ‘student engagement’ too seriously. More about this principal’s wild off-curriculum weekend shenanigans HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Jan 28, 2025

PETA Wants To Revamp Groundhog Day

PETA proposes replacing Punxsutawney Phil with vegan friendly meteorology. More on how PETA’s trying to have their forecast and eat it too HERE! Photo by Kat Wood

Jan 27, 2025

Baby Born in Krispy Kreme Lot, Gets Free Donuts

He was born glazed and confused. More about the baby who chose the drive-thru over a delivery room HERE! Photo by Isabel Wright

Jan 24, 2025

Monkey Attacks Drive-Thru Barista

Who knew ‘monkey business’ was about to become SO literal? More on this case of monkey see, monkey CHEW HERE! Photo by Arindam Raha

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Jan 22, 2025

ANOTHER “Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” Bust

Apparently, truth-in-labeling laws are strictly enforced in Florida. More on the third instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE!

Jan 21, 2025

Lawyer Threatens Wedding Guests Over Prime Rib

He may have been a little au juiced. More on this case of prime rib rage HERE! Photo by Jason Jarrach on Unsplash

Jan 20, 2025

Man Clings To Exterior of Bullet Train

When ‘you life going off the rails’ is more than just a metaphor. More on how a cigarette break turns into a high speed adventure HERE! Photo by JÉSHOOTS

Jan 17, 2025

Crook Haggles What He’ll Steal From Victims

Call it selective stealing. More on this connoisseur of crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash