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Aug 23, 2023
Why Is Fat Bottomed Girls Missing From New Queen Compilation
Turns out there’s nothing mysterious going on. The compilation is for 5-year-olds – basically like a British Kidz Bop! With that in mind, it’s not hard to see how lyrics like, “Left alone with big fat Fanny / She was such a naughty nanny / Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of … Continue reading Why Is Fat Bottomed Girls Missing From New Queen Compilation
Aug 22, 2023
A Floppy Headed T-Rex 100 Yard Race
The 2023 T-Rex World Championships happened in Washington on Sunday. This is what’s been missing from Jurassic Park movies. Check out pictures of what may be the funniest race ever! Photo by Alex Conradt on Unsplash
Aug 21, 2023
Wanted man arrested when he applies for job with police department.
Proof that “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” isn’t necessarily the best advice in all cases. The exhausting details HERE! Photo by niu niu on Unsplash
Aug 9, 2023
Is The Ghost of Olivia Newton-John Visiting Her Family?
On the heels of the 1 year anniversary of Olivia Newton-John’s passing, her daughter says Olivia’s spirit visited her as a ‘little blue orb’. The beautifully haunting story HERE! Photo by Melanie Magdalena on Unsplash
Aug 9, 2023
“Texas Chainsaw Massacre” House Now A Lovely Restaurant
Some friendly tips if you visit: If you order the ribs, it gets a little noisy.😱 DO NOT ask for a tour of the kitchen.😲 And, for goodness sakes, don’t ask how they make their barbecue sauce.🤢 Discover where to find this extreme fear eatery HERE!
Aug 3, 2023
Florida Man Arrested for Stealing Truck Less Than 2 Hours After Being Released from Jail
The good news is he already knows how to make license plates for his next vehicle. Read the about persistent perp HERE! Photo by Bastian Pudill on Unsplash
Jul 28, 2023
Woman convicted for nagging her husband
Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash
Jun 29, 2023
Samurai swords vs. pitchforks in Seatle
Do we need to check Seattle for a time portal, or is someone creating a Dollar Store version of “Highlander”? Read every wild detail here.
Jun 1, 2023
Transmitter Maintenance Notification
Classic Hits 93.9 is currently experiencing some technical issues with our transmitter, and will be running at reduced power until the issues are corrected. This means some of you may be experiencing issues hearing your favorite music. Now would be a great time to try listening online, through our website at: www.939classichits.comYou may also stream … Continue reading Transmitter Maintenance Notification
May 9, 2023
Sting with Joe Sumner
Buy Tickets Sting’s My Songs concert is an exuberant and dynamic show featuring his most beloved songs, written throughout the 17-time Grammy Award winner’s illustrious career both with The Police and as a solo artist. Following a sold out six-night residency at the London Palladium, My Songs was hailed “a masterclass” by The Times; “Sting remains an undeniably skilled performer with … Continue reading Sting with Joe Sumner
May 9, 2023
Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top with Uncle Kracker
Buy Tickets At the height of their fame in the 1970s, Lynyrd Skynyrd popularized the Southern rock genre with songs such as “Sweet Home Alabama” and “Free Bird”. After releasing five studio albums and one live album, the band’s career was abruptly halted on October 20, 1977, when their chartered airplane crashed, killing Van Zant, Steve Gaines, … Continue reading Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top with Uncle Kracker
May 9, 2023
Foreigner with Loverboy
Buy Tickets Foreigner will continue its long-term initiative with the Grammy® Museum Foundation to invite choirs to open the show with a live a cappella ‘Pitch Perfect’ performance of classic rock songs. Foreigner will join radio partners across the country to create a contest for local choirs to win donations to their music programs. One winning choir will be … Continue reading Foreigner with Loverboy