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Apr 1, 2024

Beef Jerky & Nuts Put Man In Jail

This is what’s called a “Florida charcuterie plate.” Read more about the pistachio pirate HERE! Photo by Jean-christophe Gougeon on Unsplash

Mar 27, 2024

Woman Holds Dryer Repairman at Gunpoint

The good news is she’ll have working dryers in the prison laundry. The whole story HERE! Photo by Sana Saidi on Unsplash

Mar 26, 2024

Man Escapes Prison, Hit By Car

He quickly learned life is hard on the outside. More on how he became a casualty to karma HERE! Photo by Sanjeevan SatheesKumar on Unsplash

Mar 25, 2024

Pastor Hires Hitman to Take Down Daughter’s Beau

Sounds like he needs a refresher on the Good Book. More on the homicidal holy man HERE! Photo by Tengyart on Unsplash

Mar 22, 2024

Burglar Does Yoga Before Break-In

She’ll probably be sentenced to quite a stretch. The full story and video from the bendy burglar break-in HERE! Photo by Alex Shaw on Unsplash

Mar 21, 2024

Burglars Demand High-Value Cat

We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash

Mar 19, 2024

Scammer Amputates Legs for Insurance Money

We could have “toed” him it wouldn’t work. More on why he had trouble staying one step ahead of the law HERE! Photo by R. du Plessis on Unsplash

Mar 15, 2024

Man Threatens Roommate with Machete Over Text Messages

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. The story of how he cut right to the point HERE! Photo by Fray Bekele on Unsplash

Mar 14, 2024

Man Busted Breaking INTO Prison

That’s one way to fast track the system. The full story on how the foolish felon landed behind bars TWICE HERE! Photo by Pandav Tank on Unsplash

Mar 12, 2024

Man Attacked With Coconut

WOW! Do they allow open coconut carry in Florida? More on the coconut clobbering clod HERE! Photo by Jonas Dücker on Unsplash

Mar 8, 2024

Man Tries To Steal Driverless Car

Sounds like the car is on but nobody’s behind the wheel in more ways than one… Read more about the half-wit highwayman HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash

Mar 7, 2024

Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat

As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash