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Mar 5, 2024
Cops Nab Suspect On Toilet
They caught this dude on the can. And now he’ll be spending some time IN the can. More about the punk literally caught with his pants down HERE! Photo by Gabor Monori on Unsplash
Mar 4, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Hot Chocolate
After a long hard day of robbing houses, every thief deserves a nice hot cup of cocoa! More on the cocoa crook HERE! Photo by Nature Zen on Unsplash
Feb 28, 2024
Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom
God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash
Feb 26, 2024
Robber Leaves With Less Than He Came In With
He needs a job to support his life of crime. More about the robbery that makes no ‘cents’ HERE! Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash
Feb 22, 2024
Thieves Steal Only Ice Cream
Not exactly a smash-and-grab at a Park Avenue jewelry store, but I guess you have to start somewhere. More on the rocky road robbers HERE! Photo by Mae Mu on Unsplash
Feb 21, 2024
Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas
“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2024
Felony Chewing Gum Theft
Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash
Feb 16, 2024
Man Steals Yard Statues, Gives Them To Ex For Valentine’s Day
The good news is he likely met someone new that night in jail. The whole love gone wrong story HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash
Feb 15, 2024
Man Wins Lottery 3 Days After Breakup
Sometimes moving on isn’t as hard as you thought it was going to be. Read the fairy tale story of the luckiest man alive HERE! Photo by Nghia Le on Unsplash
Feb 14, 2024
Woman Swings Sword At Cop
This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash
Feb 13, 2024
Minister Busted for Dealing Meth
More of a crystal-Methodist pastor, as it were. More about the malfeasant minister HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash
Feb 12, 2024
Texting in Trial Costs Judge Her Job
“Show me your briefs, LOL, OMG, ROTFL.” More on why this judge got bumped from the bench HERE! Photo by Jae Park on Unsplash