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Feb 26, 2024

Robber Leaves With Less Than He Came In With

He needs a job to support his life of crime. More about the robbery that makes no ‘cents’ HERE! Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash

Feb 22, 2024

Thieves Steal Only Ice Cream

Not exactly a smash-and-grab at a Park Avenue jewelry store, but I guess you have to start somewhere. More on the rocky road robbers HERE! Photo by Mae Mu on Unsplash

Feb 21, 2024

Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas

“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash

Feb 19, 2024

Felony Chewing Gum Theft

Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash

Feb 16, 2024

Man Steals Yard Statues, Gives Them To Ex For Valentine’s Day

The good news is he likely met someone new that night in jail. The whole love gone wrong story HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash

Feb 15, 2024

Man Wins Lottery 3 Days After Breakup

Sometimes moving on isn’t as hard as you thought it was going to be. Read the fairy tale story of the luckiest man alive HERE! Photo by Nghia Le on Unsplash

Feb 14, 2024

Woman Swings Sword At Cop

This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash

Feb 13, 2024

Minister Busted for Dealing Meth

More of a crystal-Methodist pastor, as it were. More about the malfeasant minister HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Feb 12, 2024

Texting in Trial Costs Judge Her Job

“Show me your briefs, LOL, OMG, ROTFL.” More on why this judge got bumped from the bench HERE! Photo by Jae Park on Unsplash

Feb 9, 2024

Nebraska Scraps State Slogan

They say the best place to be in Nebraska is right in the center of it. That way, no matter which direction you go, you’re leaving it. More about the phased out phrase, and what’s to come HERE! Photo by Evan Buchholz on Unsplash

Feb 8, 2024

PETA Now Targets Carousel Horses

Watch out, kids. Next, they’re coming after your teddy bears. More on the group’s fight with a Wichita, KS company HERE! Photo by Henk van der Steege on Unsplash

Feb 6, 2024

Man Shot After Using Ladies Room

He was dying to use the bathroom, and almost did. More on how the urinator met the Terminator HERE! Photo by Sung Jin Cho on Unsplash