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Aug 27, 2024

Burglar Arrested While Reading

They took him down to the station where he was booked. More on this literate larcenist HERE! Photo by Jaredd Craig on Unsplash

Aug 26, 2024

Mayor Arrested For Providing Booze To Inmates

Are prison work crews allowed martini breaks? More about felony littering in Georgia HERE! Photo by John Cameron on Unsplash

Aug 23, 2024

Man, Attacked By Bear, Shoots Himself

He just had to grin and bear it. Just the “bear” facts HERE! Photo by mana5280 on Unsplash

Aug 22, 2024

Man Arrested For Impersonating Pizzeria

Sounds like a real pepperphony. Extra cheesy details HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash

Aug 21, 2024

Man’s Skull Lost During Surgery

Now heads will roll! More on this cranial catastrophe HERE! Photo by Lina White on Unsplash

Aug 20, 2024

Woman Charged in Ravioli Attack

The victim is now suffering from PTSD – Pasta Traumatic Sauce Disorder. Find all the saucy details HERE! Photo by Andreas Avgousti on Unsplash

Aug 19, 2024

Attorney Caught Smuggling Contraband Into Prison

At least it was all in his briefcase. More on the bootleg barrister HERE! Photo by Pau Casals on Unsplash

Aug 16, 2024

Woman Hits Boyfriend With Car On the Way To Couples Therapy

Sounds like this dude dodged a bullet! Even if he couldn’t dodge the car… More about the impact the incident had on their relationship HERE! Photo by Will Creswick on Unsplash

Aug 15, 2024

Arrested For Sharing Applebee’s Appetizer

Applebees: Our food is arresting. More on the woman arrested for eatin’ a little too good in the neighborhood HERE! Photo by Nelson Ndongala on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2024

Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail

The good news for him is he’ll be there for a while! More on the brainless break-in HERE! Photo by Matthew Ansley on Unsplash

Aug 13, 2024

Man Steals Cop Car With Cop IN It

He’s charged with grand theft auto in the dumbest degree. More about this half-wit hijacking, including the surveillance video HERE! Photo by Stephen Picilaidis on Unsplash

Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash