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Jan 9, 2024

Fire Truck Stolen Battling Blaze

They’re gonna be hosed when they get caught. More about the hottest ride in Atlanta HERE! Photo by Ryan Pouncy on Unsplash

Jan 5, 2024

Police Chase Ends in Lake Michigan

This idea worked so much better for James Bond. More about the “Splash & Furious” chase HERE! Photo by Hill Country Camera on Unsplash

Jan 3, 2024

Chase Suspect Stops to Refuel

Pro Tip: Always fill ‘er up before the chase. More on the “Car Chase Channel” blooper reel bonehead HERE! Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

Jan 1, 2024

Chinese Chess Champ Chastised

What a crappy turn of events for the now-former Chinese Chess king! Read the story here. Photo by zhang kaiyv on Unsplash

Dec 29, 2023

Can a Guy Not Feed His Cats Wearing Only His Underwear in Peace?

What’s this world coming to? Read the story here. Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash

Dec 28, 2023

Somebody Crack a Window!

On second thought, better keep it closed. A town in New Zealand is trying to de-stink before the Juicy Festival comes to town! Read the story. Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash

Dec 27, 2023

Jesse James Busted for Nighttime Road Hunting

We encourage deer hunting – RESPONSIBLY. Not the way this guy did it. Read the story here. Photo by Diana Parkhouse on Unsplash

Dec 20, 2023

Bank Robber Too Stoned To Ask For Money

This guy must so suck at Wheel of Fortune. The cautionary tale of why you don’t get stoned at “work” HERE! Photo by LeVan Smith III on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2023

Getaway Car Stolen While Thieves Were Thieving

So much for professional courtesy. More about the “Circle of Theft” HERE! Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash

Dec 15, 2023

I WOULD CLAIM THE MONEY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND TAKE A PHOTO

It’s a whole thing. I guess you can just keep it. Time Runs Out for Winner to Claim $44 Million Lottery Ticket Read the full story here. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash

Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Dec 12, 2023

Burglar Armed with Pizza Slicer

“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you into eight beautifully uniform pieces!” More on the Great Value cauliflower crust pizza of burglars HERE! Photo by Parker Hilton on Unsplash