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Jan 1, 2024

Chinese Chess Champ Chastised

What a crappy turn of events for the now-former Chinese Chess king! Read the story here. Photo by zhang kaiyv on Unsplash

Dec 29, 2023

Can a Guy Not Feed His Cats Wearing Only His Underwear in Peace?

What’s this world coming to? Read the story here. Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash

Dec 27, 2023

Jesse James Busted for Nighttime Road Hunting

We encourage deer hunting – RESPONSIBLY. Not the way this guy did it. Read the story here. Photo by Diana Parkhouse on Unsplash

Dec 26, 2023

Daily Delivery to Snoop Dogg Disrupted

Ok, not really, but this woman did have just a crazy amount of things that are still very much illegal in Nebraska. Read the story here. Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash

Dec 22, 2023

Owl Found In Christmas Tree

Sadly, they discovered all their Tootsie Pops were missing. The story of the “Holiday Hooter” HERE! Photo by Ahmed Badawy on Unsplash

Dec 20, 2023

Bank Robber Too Stoned To Ask For Money

This guy must so suck at Wheel of Fortune. The cautionary tale of why you don’t get stoned at “work” HERE! Photo by LeVan Smith III on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2023

Getaway Car Stolen While Thieves Were Thieving

So much for professional courtesy. More about the “Circle of Theft” HERE! Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash

Dec 18, 2023

Drunk Driver Sings Gospel Songs, Wets Herself

She was full of the spirits! The tale of the tinkling trashed troubadour HERE! Photo by Julia Taubitz on Unsplash

Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Dec 13, 2023

Man Molests Manatee Mannequin

Oh the hu-manatee! More on the arrest of the mashed malfeasant HERE! Photo by Frank Wolsing on Unsplash

Dec 7, 2023

Man Hits Wife With Sausage

You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash