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Nov 7, 2023

Batman Flees After Shooting

Because he’s the hero Bellingham WA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Read about the capture of the cosplay criminal HERE! Photo by Ali Kokab on Unsplash

Nov 3, 2023

Car Stolen for Joyride Gets Carjacked

It started out like “Ferris Bueller’s Day” off and ended like “Gone in 60 Seconds.” More about the hot hooptie’s night out HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash

Nov 1, 2023

More Like Mission Improbable

If you’re gonna do a heist, do it with style. And get caught anyway. Check out the full story here. Photo by Bastian Pudill on Unsplash

Oct 31, 2023

Florida Police Chase Banana Man

He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash

Oct 30, 2023

TSA Busts Woman With Weed in Adult Diaper

You could say it was her “private stash.” Read all about the diaper dope smuggler HERE! Photo courtesy of Lisa Farbstein – TSA Spokesperson via X, formerly Twitter

Oct 26, 2023

Clown Gets Ticket for Traffic Violation

What a Bozo! More on this Clown Car Criminal HERE! Photo by Nong on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2023

POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY

“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash

Oct 24, 2023

Woman Leaves Man at U2 Concert, Steals $50K

He called himself Sugar Daddy, but he was more like a Dum Dum. Learn more about the lustful loser HERE! Photo by Roger Harris on Unsplash

Oct 20, 2023

Crook Poses as Mannequin to Rob Store

This crime apparently has no statue of limitations. Read all about the poser HERE! Photo by Anh Tuan To on Unsplash

Oct 19, 2023

Kidnapers Grab Wrong Guy

If only there was some way to confirm a person’s identity, such as some sort of state-issued license of some kind that included a name and a photo. The triple decker helping of Florida flavored fail HERE! Photo by Creaslim on Unsplash

Oct 12, 2023

Woman Steal Car for Job Interview

We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Oct 11, 2023

Florida Sausage Fight

Sausage fights are the wurst, because in the end, there were no wieners. Every fat, slippery, and spicy detail HERE! Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash