All Posts
Results for “eat”
Jul 13, 2026
Sci-Fi School Break-In
A group of teens went full sci-fi during a break-in at their high school. Three teens in North Carolina are now facing charges after police say they used a homemade plasma cannon to break into Smith High School around 2 a.m. Sunday. Yes. Plasma cannon. As in, “we built this in a garage and absolutely … Continue reading Sci-Fi School Break-In
Jul 10, 2026
Summer Strategies for a Cooler Car
Getting into a hot car in the summer is basically a gamble with the skin on your hands and the back of your thighs. Good news: you can make it way less miserable without cranking the AC into panic mode. First move? Don’t hit recirculate right away. Crack the windows, turn the fan on, and … Continue reading Summer Strategies for a Cooler Car
Jul 8, 2026
Simple Ways To Keep Your Dog Summer Safe
Hot weather reminder: your dog is not built for summer like you are. Dogs don’t sweat like we do, so they can get heatstroke really fast. So how hot is TOO HOT for your dog? Easy rule of thumb—take the temperature, add the humidity. If that number hits 150 or more, it’s officially “we’re staying … Continue reading Simple Ways To Keep Your Dog Summer Safe
Jul 8, 2026
Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting
A wedding in Wisconsin decided to test the “For better or worse” portion of the vows starting with the reception dinner. A groomsman, decided utensils were optional and just started grabbing and eating meatballs with his bare hands. Bold choice. Questionable, but bold. Someone nearby suggested, “Hey… maybe use a plate?” which feels fair. That … Continue reading Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting
Jul 7, 2026
Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks
So the internet really showed up for this “Heat Dome” dilemma we’ve been enduring… with a whole bunch of “life hacks.” Some helpful, some… not so much. Like sleeping under a damp sheet. That can work—unless it’s humid, in which case you’re just marinating. Then there’s the whole “smear yogurt on your windows” idea. The … Continue reading Myth-Busting Summer Cooling Hacks
Jul 3, 2026
Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder
A Florida woman gets pulled over last weekend. Sunrise Saturday morning, weaving a little, allegedly not super cooperative. Ends up getting arrested after resisting a deputy and heads off to jail. Now comes intake, where they run her through one of those scanners that basically says, “Hey… something’s not quite right here.” Specifically, her “lower … Continue reading Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder
Jul 2, 2026
Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips
A quick reminder before you celebrate America by almost setting your garage on fire… fireworks are not that complicated. Find an open space. Not your driveway. Not next to your car. Definitely not under a tree you “think is probably fine.” Open space. Light one firework at a time—this isn’t a speedrun—and then back up … Continue reading Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips
Jul 2, 2026
Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
A quick reminder as we approach the holiday weekend: cigarettes and fireworks are not a great combo. Cigarettes and 700 pounds of fireworks, even worse. Out on Whidbey Island in Washington, a guy had been quietly building what neighbors describe as a very not-quiet stockpile of fireworks. We’re talking hundreds of pounds, sitting around his … Continue reading Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
Jul 1, 2026
Better Party Bites to Bring This 4th
Showing up to a Fourth of July party empty-handed? LAME! Showing up with a sad bag of chips? Somehow worse. If you want to look like you have your life together, bring something that actually helps. Start easy: a little host gift. Flowers already in a vase, a chilled bottle of something bubbly, or even … Continue reading Better Party Bites to Bring This 4th
Jun 30, 2026
Woman Charged After Pickleball Attack
Pickleball is officially no longer a low-impact sport. In St. Augustine, Florida, a post-game squabble turned into a full-on paddle attack. Cops say a nurse, Michele Bannister, didn’t love how a guy was talking to her son after a doubles match… so she jumped in and started swinging. Not metaphorically. Literally. Paddle to the head. … Continue reading Woman Charged After Pickleball Attack
Jun 29, 2026
How to Stay Hydrated When You Hate Water
So here comes a July heatwave, and apparently the official advice is “drink water.” Cool. Love that for people who actually enjoy water. If you’re not one of them, don’t panic—hydration has options. First, just keep a bottle nearby. Not because it’s exciting, but because you’re more likely to sip it out of boredom. Which … Continue reading How to Stay Hydrated When You Hate Water
Jun 19, 2026
Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel
So stupid isn’t reserved to just Florida. In Canada, some dude in the Northwest Territories is now facing charges for… impaired kayaking. (Betting that’s a sentence no one expected to hear today.) Police say he allegedly stole a kayak, took it out on a lake, and — this is the detail that really ties it … Continue reading Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel