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Feb 17, 2026
Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault
A political debate turned into a pastry war at Cape Coral’s Four Mile Ecological Preserve. Police say David Sternal got into it with a city employee and allegedly fired off a cupcake mid-argument — yes, weaponized frosting. Officers found Sternal nearby in a gazebo, reportedly still frosted, claiming the other guy started it. Police described … Continue reading Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault
Feb 11, 2026
Toddler Trapped In Claw Machine
Just a short trip up I-44, in Webster Groves, (suburban St. Louis) at the Vetta Sports – Soccerdome, a two-year-old decides he’s had enough of the sidelines and goes full Mission: Impossible … straight into a claw machine game. Little Cooper King apparently spotted those squishy spike balls and thought, “Yeah, I live here now.” … Continue reading Toddler Trapped In Claw Machine
Feb 6, 2026
Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza
So, you know how Florida does winter — one day it’s paradise, next day iguanas are falling out of trees like it’s raining lizards. Well, a restaurant in North Palm Beach decided to turn that weirdness into dinner. Local iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo scooped up a few of the frozen freeloaders, cleaned them up, and … Continue reading Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza
Feb 2, 2026
State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
Michigan State Troopers, probably expecting a standard Tuesday, suddenly got called out to locate Dolly Parton. Not the legendary singer, actress, philanthropist. Dolly Parton the donkey. Seriously, a “missing donkey” situation. Dolly apparently decided she’d had enough farm life and went full outlaw, strutting right out through an open gate like, “See y’all later.” Troopers … Continue reading State Troopers Capture Dolly Parton… The Donkey
Jan 23, 2026
Easy Ways To Cut Your Heating Bill
Winter weather is here, which means your heating bills are going up again—and unless you’re planning to hibernate till spring, you’ll want to keep your place warm without torching your bank account. First up, show your furnace a little love: get it serviced before it breaks down in protest. Clean filters and sealed ducts? Total … Continue reading Easy Ways To Cut Your Heating Bill
Jan 12, 2026
It’s National Pizza Week!
So, apparently it’s National Pizza Week. No one really knows who invented it—probably someone with a deep love of carbs and cheese—but it runs Jan. 11 through Jan. 17, so that’s all the excuse you need to grab a slice. We encourage you to celebrate by listening to win 4 large pizzas from Wildfire Pizza … Continue reading It’s National Pizza Week!
Nov 17, 2025
Driver Tries to Use Monopoly Game Card to Get Out Of Ticket
This driver thought Monopoly rules might work in real life. Learn what happened when board games met the badge HERE!
Oct 31, 2025
Fall Back in Love: Navigating the Time Change with Your Relationship
Introduction The Extra Hour – A Relationship Gift? As the leaves turn fiery shades of red and gold, and the air carries a crisp, invigorating chill, another autumnal change is upon us: the end of Daylight Saving Time. While the promise of an extra hour of sleep might sound like a universal treat, for couples, … Continue reading Fall Back in Love: Navigating the Time Change with Your Relationship
Oct 15, 2025
Operation Free Oil Change
This Veterans Day, November 11, Fast Monkey Auto wants to thank our American heroes by giving away FREE oil changes for veterans as a way to say thank you for your service! Call Jason at Fast Monkey Auto to book your appointment! 417-323-0441 Fast Monkey Auto is located at 2302 Fairlawn Avenue, in the heart of Carthage, MO! Head to fastmonkeyauto.com for more … Continue reading Operation Free Oil Change
Oct 13, 2025
Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat
He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!
Jul 24, 2025
Easy Ways to Beat The Heat
We’re locked in a heat dome through at least the weekend. HERE are some easy, and even FREE, ways to beat the extreme heat. Photo by Sefa Murat Özdemir on Unsplash
Jul 10, 2025
Joplin Police Department FREE Swim
The Joplin Police Department, in collaboration with the Joplin Fire Department, Joplin Health Department, and Project K.I.D.S., is hosting a FREE Pool Party TODAY, July 10, 2025, from 4 PM to 6 PM. Find out more HERE! Photo by Roger Starnes Sr on Unsplash