Stupid News
Jul 25, 2024
Weinermobile Crashes
When it comes to Wienermobile drivers, this guy might be the wurst. More on this doggone disaster HERE! Photo by Klim Musalimov on Unsplash
Jul 24, 2024
Burglars Steal Toilet
These unknown crooks put the JOHN in John Doe. Plunge into the dark world of toilet theft HERE. Photo by Alex Simpson on Unsplash
Jul 23, 2024
Cocaine Sharks!!!
The direct to streaming, D-List celebrity screenplay just writes itself here. The scoop on why south Atlantic sharks are swimming with a bit more… enthusiasm HERE! Photo by Efe Yağız Soysal on Unsplash
Jul 22, 2024
Salsa Spill In Pool Costs City $20K
And now, every kid in town knows whose dad is kepping them from being able to go swimming. All the spicy, extra chunky details HERE! Photo by Hybrid Storytellers on Unsplash
Jul 19, 2024
Peeved Patrons Punch Pizza Maker
If only Atlanta had other places to buy pizza. More on the piemaker punching punks HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash
Jul 18, 2024
Giant Snails Snagged at Airport
Airplane food has gone high end in Detroit. More on the slimeball smuggling slimeballs HERE! Photo by Mats Hagwall on Unsplash
Jul 17, 2024
Man Arrested for Throwing Doritos
As they say Cheetos never win. More on the chip chucking chucklehead HERE! Photo by Tamas Pap on Unsplash
Jul 16, 2024
Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone
The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash
Jul 15, 2024
Nudists Rescue Tourist From Blowtorch Wielding Pirate
This sounds like a headline created from Mad Libs. The full story AND “safe for work” video HERE! Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash
Jul 12, 2024
Man Bites Snake To Death
Now he has an incurable case of snake breath. More on the surprise snake snack HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash
Jul 11, 2024
Pet Store Robbed, Hamsters Found In Perps Pants
Please tell us he holding them for a friend! More on this hamster hiding hooligan HERE! Photo by Jaroslaw Slodkiewicz on Unsplash
Jul 10, 2024
Police Chief Fired, Office Reeked Of Weed
Perhaps the town wasn’t very clear on the job description for Chief of Police. More on the Chief of BRO-lice HERE! Photo by Stephen Hocking on Unsplash