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Oct 17, 2024
Busted Toting Turtles to Canada
Life as a turtle smuggler is a slow road to nowhere. More on the failed shell game HERE! Photo by Joshua J. Cotten on Unsplash
Oct 16, 2024
Robot Vacuums Hacked, Yell Obscenities
Picking up dirt, and dropping F-bombs! More on these bad mouthed bots HERE! Photo by Denny Müller on Unsplash
Oct 15, 2024
Deadpool & Wolverine Oscar Awards
Rumors are that we could see Deadpool & Wolverine in the Oscar awards ceremony this year. But not how you think. Read the scoop from Deadline HERE! Photo by Samuel Ramos on Unsplash
Oct 15, 2024
Baby Born In Brewery Parking Lot Honored With Beer
Kid got lucky. Being born in a parking lot, odds are his name should have been “Dollar General.” More about what this kid has to wait 21 years to enjoy HERE! Photo by Elevate on Unsplash
Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Oct 11, 2024
Alex Van Halen Releases Book
Alex Van Halen released an audio excerpt from his upcoming book “Brothers”, where he eulogizes his brother Eddie. Give it a listen HERE! Photo by Emily Rudolph on Unsplash
Oct 11, 2024
Florida Man Fishes in Flooded Street
This dude in Florida making the most out of Hurricane Milton flooding. The video, including his neighbor, “flood cruising” on a lawnmower HERE! Photo by Corey Hearne on Unsplash
Oct 11, 2024
Cookie Monster Caught Speeding
C is for cookie, but it also stands criminal. More on this malicious Muppet ignoring the “Sesame Street” signs HERE! Photo by Jared Berg on Unsplash
Oct 10, 2024
New Duran Duran Single Covers ELO
Duran Duran has released a cover of Electric Light Orchestra classic “Evil Woman.” The song is part of an of expansion release of Duran Duran’s “Danse Macabre” album, a series of covers that reflect the Halloween Season. Check out the story and listen to their “spooky” take HERE!
Oct 10, 2024
10-Year Old Drives Stolen Car Through Playground
Do they teach hotwiring in 5th grade? More on this delinquent Dukes of Hazzard wannabe HERE! Photo by Ben Hershey on Unsplash
Oct 9, 2024
Semi Full of Bees Overturns
Oh…honey! More on the story of this truck drivers worst Monday EVER, plus video of the sweet cleanup HERE! Photo by Alexandre Debiève on Unsplash
Oct 8, 2024
Surgeon Operates With Swiss Army Knife
This sounds like a rejected episode of Grey’s Anatomy. The whole story of this shoddy sawbones HERE! Photo by Patrick on Unsplash