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Dec 7, 2023

Man Hits Wife With Sausage

You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash

Dec 5, 2023

Florida Man Arrested Waring ‘I just got out of prison’ T-shirt

It was a crime of fashion! Read all about his fashion (and criminal) faux pas HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

Dec 4, 2023

Severed Finger Found in Salad

That manager’s putting too much of herself into her work. More about the new “finger food” menu HERE! Photo by Olena Bohovyk on Unsplash

Dec 1, 2023

Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can

Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 30, 2023

Woman Eats Counterfeit Money

She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash

Nov 29, 2023

There’s A FLY In My Colonoscopy

Further proving there is no such thing as a routine medical procedure. Get the buzz from Missouri HERE! Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash

Nov 28, 2023

The Disneyland Streaker

Some Dumbo got Goofy and pulled a Donald Duck. Read the naked truth HERE! Photo by Kin Li on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2023

Man Busted for Assault With Oreos

Let’s all just be glad they weren’t Double Stuff Oreos. Read more about how the cookie crumbled HERE! Photo by Brad Switzer on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2023

Man’s House Hit By Car Four Times

How about you install a jump ramp, so the car sails over the house? More on the auto attracting abode HERE! Photo by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash

Nov 23, 2023

Humane Society Accidentally Sends Rabbits & Guinea Pigs To Reptile Farm

Time to review those background checks. Find out how the cuddly creatures became snake snacks HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash