Stupid News
Jun 20, 2024
Cops Bust Tire Shop Moonshiner
He wanted to get on “Moonshiners” but ended up on “COPS.” The story of this dimwit distiller HERE! Photo by Priscilla Du Preez 🇨🇦 on Unsplash
Jun 19, 2024
Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”
So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash
Jun 18, 2024
Home Break-in For An Exorcism
A break-in, a CD, and Chick-fil-A. The story that’s enough to make your head spin HERE. Photo by petr sidorov on Unsplash
Jun 17, 2024
Stinky Cat Box Prompts 911 Call
This story brought to you by Febreze. All the smelly details HERE! Photo by Bogdan Farca on Unsplash
Jun 13, 2024
Lamborghini Owner Virtually Begs for his Car to be Stolen.
We don’t like to victim blame, but when the victim is this stupid… Read the full story HERE. Photo by Dhiva Krishna on Unsplash
Jun 12, 2024
She was Left Holding the Bag. The Very Heavy Bag.
A woman was apprehended at the Chicago Midway International Airport with nearly 62 pounds of cocaine. It would have been half that, but her partner in crime ditched her. Read the story HERE. Photo by Daniel von Appen on Unsplash
Jun 11, 2024
You Stay Classy, News Anchor
A news anchor with a history of on air bird calls and rude hand gestures falls victim to an unreliable teleprompter. Check out the story and video HERE! Photo by Steve Lord on Unsplash
Jun 11, 2024
Optimus Prime Busted for Car Theft
More like Optimus “Crime.” There’s more than meets the eye to this Texas car thief. His story HERE! Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash
Jun 10, 2024
Cops Bust LEGO Thieves
Police now have a lot to build a case with. How they busted this pair of blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash
Jun 7, 2024
Half-Naked Man Drives Into Jail
He might have no brain cells, but he’ll be spending plenty of time in jail cells. He was half-naked, but we have the whole story and video HERE! Photo by Melanie Wasser on Unsplash
Jun 6, 2024
Skating Bear Attacks Circus Trainer
He bear-ly made it out alive. Bear witness to the video and the whole story HERE! Pic courtesy of Bellweather productions
Jun 5, 2024
Funeral Home Worker Caught Stealing Love Doll From Dead Man’s Home
It was quite the undertaking. The evidence that he’s just a giant pervert HERE! Photo by Jakayla Toney on Unsplash