Stupid News
Jun 4, 2024
Vandal Tells Cops He’s Mr. Monopoly
Of all the times for Mr. Monopoly to be caught without a “Get out of jail free” card. More on this counterfeit character HERE! Photo by Julian Hochgesang on Unsplash
Jun 3, 2024
Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails
She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash
May 31, 2024
Red Roof Robber Falls through Ceiling
At Red Roof Inn, they put the effort into the red roof, not the ceilings. More on this thief turned amateur skylight maker HERE! Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash
May 30, 2024
Streaker On An Airliner
DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!! More on this Mile High crime streak HERE! Photo by Taylor Deas-Melesh on Unsplash
May 29, 2024
Skydiving Plane Crashes, All Passengers Land Safely
Bet everyone was screaming “OH CHUTE!” Find the irony in every sentence of the story HERE!. Photo by Kamil Pietrzak on Unsplash
May 28, 2024
Postal Worker Busted Street Racing
Snail mail, my eye. The fast and furious details HERE! Photo by Trinity Nguyen on Unsplash
May 24, 2024
Clown Arrested for Prostitution
He only makes one “balloon animal.” Guess what it is. More on the Case of the Juggling Gigolo HERE! Photo by Dawin Rizzo on Unsplash
May 23, 2024
Man Trashes DMV with Fish & Carrots
He left the place looking pretty crappie. The whole whopper of a fish tale HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash
May 22, 2024
Cheating Man Outed By Dog, Thong
Guess he’s … in the doghouse. More on the how this doggone cheater got busted HERE! Photo by Sophie Elvis on Unsplash
May 21, 2024
Robber Steals Money and Funyuns
Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill
May 20, 2024
Man Tips Port-A-Potty, Traps 2
A crime where the victims were under arrestroom. More on the potty pushing punk HERE! Photo by Levi Meir Clancy on Unsplash
May 17, 2024
Assault with Dirty Diaper
It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)