Stupid News
May 16, 2024
Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI
That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash
May 15, 2024
Man Accused Of Smuggling Dead Scorpions
And spiders too! More on this alleged arachnid poacher HERE! Photo by sippakorn yamkasikorn on Unsplash
May 14, 2024
Man Assaults Cops With Cheese
It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash
May 13, 2024
Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car
Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office
May 10, 2024
Thieves Steal 140 Sohpping Carts
That’s just how they roll. Learn more about the wobbly wobbers HERE! Photo by Oleksii S on Unsplash
May 9, 2024
Man Flushes Ex’s Fish Down Toilet
For a Siamese fighting fish, it didn’t put up much of a fight. More on the dark sequel to “Finding Nemo” and “Finding Dorie” HERE! Photo courtesy: Cape Coral Police Department
May 8, 2024
Driver, Passenger Fight Over Bus Fare
It was a fare fight. More on this bananas bus bout HERE! Photo by Mitchell Johnson on Unsplash
May 7, 2024
Smoked Salmon Stolen
A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash
May 6, 2024
Bank Robber Escapes on Bus
A nice endorsement for the dependability of Chicago public transit…but for the wrong reason. More on the thrifty getaway HERE! Photo by Egor Litvinov on Unsplash
May 3, 2024
Bowling Alley Brawl
There were a lot of strikes and somebody was framed. We spare no details in the full story, including video, HERE! Photo by IBRAHIM AL JARUSHI on Unsplash
May 2, 2024
Search Underway For Emotional Support Gator
It answers to the name “Wally.” A story that may make you weep crocodile tears HERE! Photo by Gaetano Cessati on Unsplash
May 1, 2024
Busted for Road Rage Al Dente
Apparently he was feeling a little saucy. A story that’s impastable to believe HERE! Photo courtesy of Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office